
Ghost in the Machine
Madelyne Pryor sits on her throne she formed in the Hellfire Club and peers at the concoction on the table. A lock of the Black Queens hair amongst other ingredients. The hair was easy to obtain. Just a quick dig through the White Queen's room.
Somewhere outside where the patrons were..Sage was attending to guests.
By the beep of the hold music, endless and low,
By the script of the smile that must never let go,
I call on the powers of queues and of chat
Turn this mortal to a help desk, and that is that!
Flesh to plastic, heart to code,
Personality now in help mode.
Eyes go blank, voice turns bright,
Thank you for calling..how may I delight?
No more feelings, no more sighs,
Only FAQs and soft replies.
Please hold while I transfer your case…
A perfect smile fixed on your face.
Circuits hum where blood once ran,
Empathy replaced by a prewritten plan.
You shall greet, you shall wait,
You shall never escalate.
By the power of have a nice day
By the ringtone that won’t go away
I seal this curse with a cheerful tone:
Customer-service robot… you’re now on your own!
Maddy smirks
That should teach that woman a lesson. Besides if the White Queen prefers a robot over me...I shall let her deal with a real robot. Have fun being the new Hellfire Siri my dear Tessa. You'll soon find any request must be answered promptly and with utter politeness..no matter how frustrating.