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Tragic: White House Advisor Natalie Harp Rushed To Hospital After Coughing Up One Pound Trump Pubic Hairball

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Nation Shocked To Learn Taco Bell Maybe Source Of Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

u/GotToPartyUp — 1 month ago

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Trump Diagnosed With Explosive Diarrhea, Top Aide Says “It Took A Fews Weeks To Figure It Out Since He Regularly Shits Himself So Much”

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Breaking: FBI Chief Kash Patel Placed On Emergency Medical Leave Due To Severe Case Of “Masturbator’s Elbow” Following Viewing Of Unredacted Epstein Files

u/GotToPartyUp — 2 months ago

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Breaking: Former VP Dan Quayle Tapped To Present JD Vance With The Spiro Agnew Lifetime Achievement Award

u/GotToPartyUp — 2 months ago

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Trump Issues Decree Stating All NOAA Employees Be Fired If Rain Interrupts UFC Fight

u/GotToPartyUp — 2 months ago

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MAGA Computer Scientist Decries Woke Term “Endian”, Demands Name Change To Big Von Neumann/Little Von Neumann

u/GotToPartyUp — 3 months ago

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Breaking: Joe Rogan Declines 60 Minutes Offer To Continue Important Work Of Platforming Crackpots, Pedophiles

u/GotToPartyUp — 3 months ago

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