Shoutout to CSUSB EOPS for teaching a masterclass in bureaucratic gymnastics 🤸♂️
Shoutout to CSUSB EOPS for teaching a masterclass in bureaucratic gymnastics 🤸♂️
I just want to take a moment to publicly applaud the absolute geniuses over at the EOPS department. Your ability to weaponize your own administrative incompetence is truly an inspiration to us all.
Let’s recap this flawless timeline of events, shall we?
- December: I reach out to join the program. I'm told, "Sorry, too late for Fall! You simply MUST try again in January." Perfect. Understandable. I can follow basic instructions.
- January: I do exactly what I was told and apply. I am met with the resounding, majestic sound of absolute silence. No response, no update, just pure, unadulterated ghosting.
- May: I finally get a response! And the verdict? "Oh, sorry, you’re already fully enrolled in classes for the semester, so you’re no longer eligible to join the program."
...Let that sink in, for a few minutes and let’s breathe
I am ineligible to join the program because time has passed. Time passed because you didn't answer my application for four months.
Who knew bureaucracy could be so efficient?
If anyone else is planning on applying to EOPS, make sure you bring a time machine. Apparently, it's a prerequisite.
Maybe my age and ethnicity played a role in their decisions. I'll leave that right there, because I forgot what climate I live in currently.