u/GottaLabotomy

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Alamo isn’t scary

It’s hard to take Alamo seriously as a threat because he’s not cold blooded. He doesn’t seem to be a very good business man either…

A real gangster would have killed Rue a long time ago (not that she adds much value to the organization as it is). Any suspicion of a rat in a new member of the crew is a liability.

Additionally, he had Laurie’s whole crew surrounded, and they had literally shot one of his guys and robbed him. If you’re not going to kill them then, you’re not going to kill them. Laurie met him at his place with a business proposition (no idea why she would do that unless she knows he’s soft). I would accept him listening to the proposition, killing them, and running the entire operation without them.

Im not a violent person but damn…did anyone really think he was gonna knock her head off with a polo club? What a weirdo.

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u/GottaLabotomy — 1 day ago

Harry Potter Meets Dazed and Confused

It’s a movie about the normal high school experience at Hogwarts. Regular Wizard kids in Hufflepuff that are indifferent to Harry’s drama. They see any time the whole school is enveloped in a Harry thing as an opportunity to sneak a keg of butter beer on campus.

They spend most of their time trying to hook up and have no school spirit. They think quidditch is lame so they smoke gillyweed under the bleachers instead.

They either skip or fall asleep in potions class because it’s at 7am. They cheat in defense against the dark arts. They have a C average. They won’t amount to much in the Wizarding world or otherwise, probably work in a broom auto body shop or the hogwarts cafeteria.

They have a picture of Snape on a dart board and a poster of Dumbledore where someone has drawn a joint and bloodshot eyes on it with permanent marker (yes the poster moves and talks like the other paintings in the dorm).

Harry will be viewed as a jock to them and they mock him behind his back but whenever they cross paths he doesn’t acknowledge their existence.

Maybe some kind of teen pregnancy? 😂
Could be a musical?
Maybe follows a transfer student or the first year kid that’s in the next car over from Harry and Ron on the hogwarts express.

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u/GottaLabotomy — 1 day ago

West Side Story Meets the Wire

This would be a musical that takes place in the same universe as West Side Story. It would be about the undercover police unit thats been working a wiretap for years on the larger criminal organization the Sharks work for.

Sort of like Wicked is happening behind the scenes and at the same time as the Wizard of Oz, there would be allusions to what’s happening in West Side Story, but you’d see it from the police squads point of view.

The characters have been portrayed as kids from a rough home, but they clearly have “territory” they want to protect…depending on which version, there are some references to small scams they run to get by…you never really see much more criminal activity in either production, but that doesn’t mean it’s not happening. We could write in a mob boss they are really after.

I can see the tom boy that always wants to join The Sharks as an informant 😂

I can also see officer Krupke getting chewed out by a detective for almost blowing 7 years of undercover police work for interfering 😂

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u/GottaLabotomy — 2 days ago