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So what do we think Kat has been up to since high school?
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So what do we think Kat has been up to since high school?

Where do you think Kat is in the S3 timeline? Let’s come up with some scenarios since Sam didn’t bother to mention her this season lol

u/fvckuufvckingfvck — 17 hours ago
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Cassie’s true calling would be on reality TV

I can totally see her becoming famous off a reality show whether it was like Love Island or Jersey Shore or The Bachelor(ette). I could see her in any. She’s 100% the type of girl to submit herself to one of these shows and become an overnight sensation.

She would be the most perfect, trashiest reality star. Drama follows her wherever she goes, she craves attention, emotionally unstable, embraces her sexuality/nudity, and you can’t keep your eyes off her.

She has the perfect horrible but endearing train-wreck personality that reality show fans love. And when she’s of age, she’s definitely transitioning into a Real Housewife.

u/Old_Base_9391 — 22 hours ago
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Alamo isn’t scary

It’s hard to take Alamo seriously as a threat because he’s not cold blooded. He doesn’t seem to be a very good business man either…

A real gangster would have killed Rue a long time ago (not that she adds much value to the organization as it is). Any suspicion of a rat in a new member of the crew is a liability.

Additionally, he had Laurie’s whole crew surrounded, and they had literally shot one of his guys and robbed him. If you’re not going to kill them then, you’re not going to kill them. Laurie met him at his place with a business proposition (no idea why she would do that unless she knows he’s soft). I would accept him listening to the proposition, killing them, and running the entire operation without them.

Im not a violent person but damn…did anyone really think he was gonna knock her head off with a polo club? What a weirdo.

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u/GottaLabotomy — 21 hours ago
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The way S2 had me hoping they’d become a family 😭🤣

I really loved the chemistry between Ali and Leslie lol Kinda bummed they never did anything with it, but serves me right for expecting good things to happen to these characters 😭

u/fvckuufvckingfvck — 22 hours ago
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Who got done dirtier by the writing: Jules or Kat?

Both characters were completely ruined and became extremely irrelevant. But Jules’ character assassination this season is especially abysmal considering she used to be the second female lead at one point.

u/fvckuufvckingfvck — 22 hours ago
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Where does Rue sleep?

Has this been addressed in the show? We know she isn’t living with her mom and obviously doesn’t have a personal home address. Do we just assume she has a room somewhere in Alamo’s mansion or does she just crash on his couch? Also where are her clothes does she have a dresser or anything??

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u/sapphicwaters — 22 hours ago
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A question for the culture.

Have y’all ever watched an HBO show before? In fact, have you ever watched any tv show, ever?? HBO has always had explicit nudity and graphic material. Yes, even to this degree, and in some instances, even more! I feel like i’m going insane seeing the outrage and commentary over this show and season. I promise you, you don’t have to watch it and you don’t have to like it. This is not the first show on television to take a left turn in terms of storylines, style, etc. shit happens. Touch grass (respectfully).

That’s my rant. But seriously, please everyone take a step back and remember that it’s literally not that deep. This is a television show. A fake show made by flawed people. If you like it, great. If you don’t, then it’s not for you.

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u/Pleasant-Honeydew946 — 24 hours ago

These 2 men had the potential to become the "dad who stepped up"

Alamo would become a successful, law abiding citizen, had he been raised by Preston.

Rue would get Redemption, had she been raised by Ali.

Both of them were so kind and compassionate but stuffs didn't go well for both. Ali couldn't get to be with his daughters and Preston got robbed of everything.

u/Frivolous-speck — 21 hours ago
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Coming from a past sex worker, It’s annoying seeing people overshadowing the reality of sex work and trafficking by labelling it all as “fetish”

I’ll start this off by saying obviously there is fetish shit in it, in Cassie’s storyline, because that’s what online sex work entails. You cater to your fans fetishes and interests. And I can see in some of her scenes, there is probably integrated some appealing aspects. I won’t deny this, that’s kind of a given there.

But, as a person who was in this industry, in the dark sides, not the glamorised side that is being shown on purpose in that light and juxtaposition, seeing so many people discuss the reality behind this industry and trafficking is disgusting to me. Labelling Kitty being sexually assaulted as “fetish”, or anything that is too uncomfortable for them to enjoy. Some parts, such as the balloon scene, is played on longer in my opinion to be disgusting. It’s meant to make you uncomfortable, because it’s a bad fucking thing. It comes off as so privileged and ignorant to label everything in this season, which is honestly less sexual than the last two imo if not the same, as “fetish”. Not only are you taking away from a story and point that is important, overshadowed, and needs to be talked on, but you’re also twisting this reality into being nothing more than a fetish. It’s so disgusting to see.

You are meant to feel uncomfortable by this, you are supposed to feel disgusted, you are supposed to feel put off. You aren’t meant to enjoy it. It’s such a privileged and awful mentality to label anything you cannot handle as fetish. Things like this are true and real, this kind of shit is happening to people on a regular basis. You have the privilege to feel disgusted by it and turn your tv off, they don’t. Be sensitive if you’re gonna talk about this shit, cuz it’s awful reading the shit you guys are saying.

Sorry for the rant but jfc the people watching this season need to drop this narrative. Coming from someone who was on BOTH sides of this industry.

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u/Hennessyveil — 1 day ago

What happened to her?

Do y’all think that she’s gonna come back and they’ll explain what happened at that “rehab center” or do you think that it will just become a forgotten storyline and we won’t hear from her ever again?

u/chaneld0lI — 1 day ago
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Too much Cassie

PLEASE why is this show so Cassie-centric.

Every 5 seconds we have to look at her boobs or hear about her SW, and I just could not care less. I get it, Sam Levinson. You are obsessed with Sydney Sweeney and her huge boobs. Get a grip, good grief. I haven't watched in 2 weeks because it was getting old, catching up now and it is getting even more obnoxious.

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u/apesmcniel — 1 day ago

Why is she so stupid in Season 3? (Spoilers)

Cassie was always extremely delusional when it came to relationships with men, but this season she seems to lack even common sense. Why does she think landing a throwaway role on a TV show makes her a star? Why does she genuinely believe that posting nude photos on Only fans is significantly different from porn? The worst one is when Maddie uses a fake phone call to keep her as a client, even a child would see through that. So much of her storyline this season is the writers making her a dumb blonde that barely fits her character.

u/SnooDonkeys9053 — 1 day ago
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The Bishop Theory

Idk if this was just me or did anyone else feel the same way, or it could be maybe the theory of bishop being with the feds theory being in the back of my mind, but in the most recent episode of Euphoria when bishop tells rue that "it would be awkward to lie to your mother".
Genuinely i thought that he meant it in a way where he will need to lie to the FEDs since they're saved on her phone as mom and that that was his way of hinting that he is in fact undercover.
But then he goes on and talks about lesli so i just assumed that i was just overthinking it XD

u/Flat_Mud_5953 — 1 day ago

Question: Was Laurie's Crew Always White Supremacists?

It's been so long since S2 and I don't remember it well enough, but I don't remember her husband or her crew being white supremacists or rednecks. Am I misremembering?

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u/BillRuddickJrPhd — 1 day ago
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now WHY is Jules SO unbelievably mean and self-absorbed this season?!

Her behaviour towards Rue on S06E06 was absolutely vile, she was so violent both physically and emotionally? I haven't rewatched the previous seasons in a while, but this got me off-guard a bit. Was she ever like this?

It also makes me so sad that Rue genuinely wants an honest life now (the talking about kids, etc) and Jules mocks and almost degrades her for it.

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u/peachtaems — 1 day ago
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Crack theory as to how Euphoria is going to end

Once again, this isn't what I want to happen but it's just the funniest way I can imagine Euphoria ending, outside of a "it was all just a dream Rue had while in a coma" ending. The true "Sam spiting everyone for calling him a misogynistic hack" ending.

Ready?

All the main characters die except Lexi. Rue gets killed in the crossfire between Laurie and Alamo. Maddy gets killed by Alamo because that man has like a hundred guns on him and Maddy is only 23 and has only manipulated dumb ppl like Cassie, there's no way she can outplay a criminal like Alamo. Nate either dies from all those infections he caught from losing his toes and fingers or just offs himself because he realizes that even if he gets out of debt, the only thing he can look forward to is married life with Cassie and that's not fucking worth it. Cassie kills herself because Nate is dead. Ellis reveals that he's a wannabe serial killer and kills Jules because that happens a lot to trans sex workers and gets away with it because he's rich.

After attending a long succession of funerals, Lexi finally knows what she is meant to do: write. She spends weeks writing screenplays about the ugly lives and deaths of her friends and family. Final scene will be that random acquaintance she had in Episode 6 reading the scripts and telling her "this feels misogynistic and exploitative, are you sure you wanna go through with this?" Lexi goes a monologue about how the shit she writes is real life, which doesn't give a shit about politics or hurting your feelings and that if you watch her show and think "this is unrealistic" then maybe YOU'RE the noob who hasn't lived a real life and how totally isn't Sam ranting at the audience at this point, this is totally all Lexi, yup. And then the final line of the series is Lexi finally calling Fez and asking him "if someone made a film about your life, which actor would you want to cast to play you?"

Roll credits.

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u/Mystic__Diamond — 1 day ago