u/GrapesAddict

That’s the rant. Take what you will with it🫩

Sand is rough, coarse, and it gets everywhere. The calming nature of having your feet in it is SO very limited when 1. It gets too hot and 2. You have to clean it off at the end of the trip. Having to take a long, dreadful shower just to get it off my torso, only to find sand flakes scattered ln my bed. Shi is so ass💔 And only a little less worse, the ocean. First of all, I’m always getting some fuckass seaweed on my ankles and torn up by sand flees. LEAVE ME TF ALONE. Even worse, the ocean is such a wild card. Who’s actively checking the water to make sure you don’t touch a stingray, a jellyfish or a shark attack?? Not me. Ts shouldn’t even be legal, SHUT DOWN THE WHOLE OPERATION. All of this risk when I can just be at a pool and have a significantly better time while doing nearly ALL OF THE SAME THINGS. I have everything to lose and NOTHING to gain. Can’t believe i used to like ts. Fuck the beach🫩

Im genuinely so sick of ts, what even is the point of saying “cracked”🫩 WHAT is being cracked???? The egg in the vagina??? NO IT ISNT. IT UNDERGOES A BIOLOGY PROCESS WHERE IT IS PENETRATED AND SEALED. The penis?? NOT THAT EITHER. Its open by default. Who coined this nonsense?????