TIFU helping my dad.....three time
Today my dad has the day off from work. This morning I decided to help him with a few things, since he had been asking for it for a long time. He was happy, rubbing his hands, thinking that we would get a lot done today. First, he asked me to take out the construction debris. We were doing some minor repairs at home. The bag was quite heavy, so it broke while I was carrying it. The entire path to the dumpster was covered in trash. Okay, I thought, I'll clean it up and get ready to get back to work. Afterwards, we carried things to the car to quickly transport them to the garage. Dad asked me to take out a vase that was bothering him. It was quite large, so I had to carry it with both hands. At that moment, a wasp flew at me, and I tried to turn away from it, cuz it needed to fly right next to my face. When I turned around quickly, the lid of the vase flew off and broke. Although my dad didn't say anything about the trash, now he looked at me as if I had broken his TV remote control. It's good that it's all going to the garage and Mom won't find out, he said. The third and final FU was that I locked the car with the keys in it. Dad turned red as a tomato and said he'd rather have done it himself. Even though he'd forgotten the keys in the car. In the end, we waited so long for the mechanic to open the cars that Mom came home. She praised me for helping Dad. Her gaze fell on the vase in the backseat of the car. She turned to Dad, who at that moment swallowed nervously. What's that she asked. Dad started to answer. But at that moment I said Mom, he even broke the lid while carrying it. I didn't know my dad could run that fast. In the end I went to my room lock the door. Just in case he had time to say before he died that he didn't do it)
TL;DR: tried helping my dad on his day off and accidentally caused three disasters in a row. Spilled construction trash everywhere. Broke my mom’s giant vase because a wasp flew at me. Then locked the car with the keys inside. Mom came home before we could hide the broken vase and I blamed my dad just for fun. Currently hiding in my room waiting for my death.