Since the second my son entered into this world, he has had an innate ability for sleeping. The first night we were in the hospital, he woke up once, ate like a pig, and promptly passed out for another 5 hours. Those days in the hospital with my daughter staying with her aunt were pure bliss. We finally got a nice break. Our daughter is 2 and she wakes up screaming and crying, refusing to go back to sleep, 2-4 times a night. But my son? He could sleep through a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Except for oooooone thing. He wakes up the second my wife wants to fuck. Doesn't matter when, he will be in a dead sleep. Fed with a fresh diaper on. Yet the second my wife and I get naked, he's up. Our bed does not squeak, we've ceased any and all noise making in any way while naked. But the second things switch from mom and dad going to bed for the night to mom and dad making a third kid? Wide awake.
I have concluded that he has some sort of sixth sense where any change in bloodflow in mom or dad sets off some sort of internal discomfort that cannot be tolerated. Or maybe he can somehow detect slightly elevated levels of co2 in the room? My son has a natural ability at being a cock block. And I can't even talk to him about it because he doesn't know what words are.
Mom and dad just want to fluid bond but our son is determined to be the last of his name.
Rant over.