

BREAKING NEWS: notorious fire ant paddles away from the scene of her crime yet again
After her 2nd escape from prison, Thomas Ant-thony Sweatt has made herself known by targeting a young colony of fire ants.
Thomas Ant-thony Sweatt has stated that "leaves are designed to be burnt. Are they not? Thus leaf cutter ants are designed to be burnt just like the leaves they collect"
This statement has stirred controversy within leaf cutter and weaver ant communities. Who fear for their safety because of the leaf hating psychopath.
One queen even stating "deary me... if my nests were any lower doen I fear my colony may have ended up her next victim!"
However! Before the IDOAS police (intercontinental department of ant safety) could catch her, Thomas Ant-thony Sweatt made a run for it, utilising a leaf to paddle away from the colony.
A statement has been received from a IDOAS drone who was at the scene, "that bastard was too damn fast! We had no shot at catching the guy. She almost ripped my wing off aswell.. still hurts!"