My game is rigged. and I can't win one game.
Ever since I got my Colorz Aerospray, I was sent to an impossible realm where every time I boot up a game, I get matched with sweating players. They are outright impossible to deal with. Every time I pick a weapon, the game system matches me with players that counter my weapon. It doesn't matter what weapon I pick; the game will always find four players that counter my easy weapons, and that's the problem. It wants me to lose. The game is so insistent that I never know the taste of winning, and whenever I get paired with players that are easy, the game will say, "ONE OR MORE PLAYERS DISCONNECTED SHORTLY AFTER THE BATTLE BEGAN. DISCONNECTED PLAYERS WILL BE ASSIGNED A LOSS, BUT THE BATTLE WILL NOT COUNT FOR PLAYERS WHO REMAINED CONNECTED." Or, in other words, "You're getting kicked out of the battle just so you can be paired with players who will be as merciless as a Souls Boss." And I've had it; when you do too well, the game will force you to lose just so it can keep the 50/50 Win/Loss Ratio. And if you think I'm crazy, when the Sheldon Sampler Challenge came, it gave me weapons I never used instead of weapons I'm more familiar with. And if you think I'm crazy again, when I got the Luna Blaster, the game gave me the same message of "one or more players disconnected" just so it could give me a terrible weapon. And Sweaty Players: the game is a sweat game where it makes it harder to progress as a casual. It's not casual-friendly; it's for the try-hards. And now I need a way to make the game easy again without losing any tips?
