u/GustapheOfficial

Three teachers are chatting over a beer in the teacher's lounge. The first one goes

> I'm thinking of giving up teaching. Yesterday I met an old student of mine in the store, and tried to strike a conversation with her in French. All that time in class, and she couldn't even form a full sentence. Hadn't learned anything.

Says the second,

> I'm right there with you. You know I hired a guy to fix my porch? Turns out he was an alumn. Years of math classes, he still miscalculated the area and had to go buy more materials. Hadn't learned anything.

The third teacher empties his beer in one swig and says

> You think that's bad? I was in the park last week and ran into an old student and his five kids.