
Iberian Union. The João Pedro
Okay hear me out hermanos. We formalise a merge between our contries into the Iberian Union on the weekend, skip the round of 16 and win the world cup, easily defeat the french and your savage counterparts, and then win every single tournment afterwards. We become the football powerhouse of the world, we approppriate even more EU funds, and we live happily ever after, taking siestas into the sunset.