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https://xcancel.com/JohnHoll0w/status/2030244604348620875#m

Pic related.

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/129767622

(Ground rules: I’ll do my best to combine the votes of different comments for the same ranking. But please forgive me if I miss any.)

Maruzensky’s massage is…“Terrible”.

After a long day of work, your trainee gives you a massage, as uncharacteristic as it may be. How will it go?

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/88457704

(Ground rules: I’ll do my best to combine the votes of different comments for the same ranking. But please forgive me if I miss any.)

Tokai Teio’s massage is….Umazing!

After a long day of work, your trainee gives you a massage, as uncharacteristic as it may be. How will it go?

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/143030600

(Ground rules: I’ll do my best to combine the votes of different comments for the same ranking. But please forgive me if I miss any.)

Silence Suzuka’s massage is…Gentle.

After a long day of work, your trainee gives you a massage, as uncharacteristic as it may be. How will it go?

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/125832531

(Ground rules: I’ll do my best to combine the votes of different comments for the same ranking. But please forgive me if I miss any.)

Special Week’s massage is…Umazing!

After a long day of work, your trainee gives you a massage, as uncharacteristic as it may be. How will it go?

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136308071

(Penance for my other not-so-fun tier list. I’ll sort the trainees as per their release dates and will probably stop at the current global release.)

(Ground rules: I’ll do my best to combine the votes of different comments for the same ranking. But please forgive me if I miss any.)

After a long day of work, your trainee gives you a massage, as uncharacteristic as it may be. How will it go?

Bitter Glasse is gone!

(Ground rules: as unfair as it is, I will NOT combine the votes of different comments for the same trainee. Please check and upvote the comment with your chosen trainee.)

Like the title suggests, the trainee named in the top comment by the end of the day will disappear from existence. Good luck!

(I’ll definitely regret this due to the sheer number of them.)

(Ground rules: as unfair as it is, I will NOT combine the votes of different comments for the same trainee. Please check and upvote the comment with your chosen trainee.)

Like the title suggests, the trainee named in the top comment by the end of the day will disappear from existence. Good luck!

 

1-20: Admire Groove, Admire Vega, Agnes Digital, Agnes Tachyon, Air Groove, Air Messiah, Air Shakur, Almond Eye, Aston Machan, Bamboo Memory, Believe, Belno Light, Biko Pegasus, Bitter Glass, Biwa Hayahide, Blast Onepiece, Bubble Gum Fellow, Buena Vista, Calstone Light O, Cesario

21-40: Cheval Grand, Chrono Genesis, Copano Rickey, Curren Bouquetd’or, Curren Chan, Daiichi Ruby, Daitaku Helios, Daiwa Scarlet, Dantsu Flame, Daring Heart, Daring Tact, Dream Journey, Duramente, Durandal, Eishin Flash, El Condor Pasa, Epiphaneia, Espoir City, Fenomeno, Fine Motion

41-60: Forever Young, Fuji Kiseki, Furioso, Fusaichi Pandora, Gentildonna, Gold City, Gold Ship, Gran Alegria, Glass Wonder, Happy Meek, Haru Urara, Hishi Akebono, Hishi Amazon, Hishi Miracle, Hokko Tarumae, Ikuno Dictus, Inari One, Ines Fujin, Jungle Pocket, K.S.Miracle

61-70: Katsuragi Ace, Kawakami Princess, King Halo, Kiseki, Kitasan Black, Little Cocon, Logotype, Loves Only You, Lucky Lilac, Manhattan Café, Marche Lorraine, Maruzensky, Marvelous Sunday, Matikanefukukitaru, Matikanetannhauser, Mayano Top Gun, Meisho Doto, Mejiro Adran, Mejiro Bright, Mejiro Dober

81-100: Mejiro McQueen, Mejiro Palmer, Mejiro Remonu, Mejiro Ryan, Mihono Bourbon, Mr. C.B., Nakayama Festa, Narita Brian, Narita Taishin, Narita Top Road, Neo Universe, Nice Nature, Nishino Flower, No Reason, North Flight, Oguri Cap, Orfevre, Red Desire, Rhein Kraft, Rice Shower

101-120: Rose Kingdom, Royce and Royce, Rulership, Sakura Bakushin O, Sakura Chitose O, Sakura Chiyono O, Sakura Laurel, Samson Big, Satono Crown, Satono Diamond, Seeking the Pearl, Seiun Sky, Shinko Windy, Silence Suzuka, Sirius Symboli, Smart Falcon, Sounds of Earth, Special Week, Stay Gold, Still in Love

121-140: Super Creek, Sweep Tosho, Symboli Kris S, Symboli Rudolf, T.M. Opera O, Taiki Shuttle, Tamamo Cross, Tanino Gimlet, Tap Dance City, Tokai Teio, Tosen Jordan, Transcend, Tsurumaru Tsuyoshi, Twin Turbo, Verxina, Victoire Pisa, Vivlos, Vodka, Win Variation, Winning Ticket

141-145: Wonder Acute, Yaeno Muteki, Yamanin Zephyr, Yukino Bijin, Zenno Rob Roy

Because of some wibbly-wobbly, timely-wimey stuff, you now have a new relative: mother, sister, wife, or daughter.

Choose your moment and take a screenshot (please don’t doxx yourself). I’ve used a random generator to keep things fair. There are 145 characters in total. Have fun!