▲ 38 r/80s
No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
What's a not-as-famous quote that lives in your head? I use Bender's lamp line a lot, and nobody gets it.
u/HackedCylon — 4 days ago
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▲ 64 r/snacking
The 99% Perfect Soda
I discovered the almost perfect soda. It's Great Value (WalMart's store brand) so it's super cheap. Grapefruit soda is not only an unusual flavor, but it also has real sugar instead of HFCS which has a syrupy after taste.
The 1% imperfection is the lack of caffeine.
u/HackedCylon — 5 days ago
▲ 41 r/dadjokes
What does a magician say to make dead bodies disappear?
Abra cadaver!
u/HackedCylon — 5 days ago
▲ 520 r/dadjokes
Pavlov Walks Into a Hotel ...
To summon the front desk clerk he rings the bell. He then snaps his fingers in frustration and says, "Damn! I forgot to feed the dogs."
u/HackedCylon — 6 days ago