u/HackerSlayer_4096

What did Zoink ask?

He really thought about that question difficultly. He must’ve been in his Thinking Space II using Quanteuse Processing to reach The Golden answer. His brain was Silent Locked on composing that sentence, like an Artificial Ascent through a Penumbral haze Calibrating his neurons. His brain underwent Operation: Evolution, going in Loops of Fury trying to retrieve a memory out of Andromeda; his brain waves were firing off like Sonic Waves in a Tidal Wave of Bloodlust. The sounds of a Slaughterhouse crept into his skull, knowing he had to break through this Tartarus of a mind block. He faced a raging Flamewall of stress, trying to unearth a hidden Amethyst while running through the Ashley Wave Trials and drowning in GRIEF.

But the Jigsaw pieces did not fit together. He knew his brain wasn’t an Abyss of Darkness, so he wasn’t trapped in a Tunnel of Despair crossing the Acheron into a Cataclysm or Avernus. He searched the Zodiac for clues under a Heliopolis sun, navigating the Nullscapes of his mind like an Anathema. He went Kyouki under stress, throwing his mental state of rage as his thoughts spun more than a BOOBAWAMBA. He braced for a Tsunami that would trigger a kocmoc unleashed. Instead of shooting himself with an ATOMIC CANNON MK III, he plunged into a KOCMOC of panic at the Edge of Destiny. He put his eyes in the water and had Convulsions, Combustion, and Hallucinations a Firework, drowning in a Bloodbath of Anxiety.

His mind was in LIMBO and Absolute Mayhem, facing a Collapse before his neurons were going to Fracture and take The Plunge into Infinite Chaos or Oblivion. His sanity was on the edge of a Silent Clubstep Nightmare, awaiting an Ascension to Heaven to pull him out of this Aeternus prison. He needed an Unnerfed Miracle to escape this Requiem. So, he finally decided to ask the Acu-rate question... But his ass asked the most stupid question ever. I hope he wakes up in a Cold Sweat realizing what he did.

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u/HackerSlayer_4096 — 5 days ago