Deck of Many Things experience cards
So long story short, I gave my players a deck of many things and as you know, there are several cards that give out experience like Jester. You gain 10,000 XP, or you can draw two additional cards beyond your declared draws or Sun. You gain 50,000 XP, and a wondrous item (which the DM determines randomly) appears in your hands.
Now the problem is... it's a milestone game. I could just not give the XP but I'd like to give my players... something. So does anyone have any ideas for substitute effects?