When Ao3 takes you places no snarry shipper should go
(Obviously this is a joke. Also the fic I read was called Blind Trust by Crickett_89 and was a lovely little fic and i hope the author if seeing this knows I mean no harm)
This is what happened
*shadowed figure enters tv frame and sits on chair*
"It was a normal morning"
"I felt pretty good actually that day"
"I didn't know what was coming"
*voice-over* Sammie was reading a lovely new Snarry fic published 1st July. It was a post war setting, 2 years had passed since the war infact and Severus Snape was in a Coma due to wake up any day while Harry struggling with depression decided to end his life by flying high into the air and stepping off his broom.
It was a really good fic, only about 15k words, full of emotional poetry, care and some mild angst.
Coming to the end and having decided this was a good fic it received kudos, a comment and a bookmark.
If only she had stopped there.
*back to the shadowy person*
"I just thought maybe the author would have other works i could read. So I clicked on their name and saw they had written loads of harry potter fanfiction. So I clicked on the Harry subcategory and that's when it happened"
*takes shaky breath*
"The first tag I saw was Harry Potter/Gideon Prewett/Fabian Prewitt. I thought well thats odd but scrolled down. There were alot of fics without Harry in but interdispersed were tags like "Harry Potter/Fenrir Greyback, Harry potter/Remus Lupin" and then came something so atrocious, something absolutely for beyond absurd. I think at this point I knew I had to turn my back. I knew at this point that perhaps this author wasn't what they first seemed.....Severus Snape/Neville Longbottom"
screen fades to black and white writing appears on the screen
If you have been affected by today's show....so have we all