Dark humor

I'll regret saying this but here goes nothing

What's the benefit of having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blowjob altogether

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u/HamzaZahoor — 20 days ago
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Anyone Else Friendless at

Looking for friends at NUML 👀

3rd semester and somehow still haven’t unlocked the “actual friends” achievement 😭

If you’re also looking for someone to chill with, grab chai, explore Islamabad, talk about random stuff, or just survive university together, feel free to DM.

No awkward introductions required. Just say hi

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u/HamzaZahoor — 21 days ago