With all the Trap music I hear in the clubs it would be nice to hear a Sublime banger once in a while. This track track hits the spot.
Soon I will direct my discretionary fund to my love for baseball and as such I will not be clubbing for at least a couple of months.
Tonight after the UFC event I decided to hit up my local club since it was early and I had no other plans. EDIT: this was my last trip before hiatus.
Mostly because of convenience I regular at all nude "extras heavy" clubs. Thing is, I don't want extras. It's not something I need fulfilled in a club environment. But the vibe of these clubs and the ladies I regular with have kept me coming back.
As you might imagine, word gets around and the ladies know this about me. Some avoid me because of it. But, the majority are fine with it and will regularly approach me.
I work the club economy in such a way that they know it's worth the effort. I'll often have conversations regarding my preference and some wonder why I'm not hitting up topless clubs where the experience is more tailored to guys just looking to drink and hang out.
With some exception, I don't take the ladies up on their offer to communicate outside the club because well, I don't really have a reason to and I don't want to mislead them.
At one of the clubs there's a large clique of ladies who are friends outside. They travel together and they stay with each other while in town etc..
Over time, and because I've spent plenty of time in the VIP with most of them, I learned which ladies are in their network of friends. It's not weird or anything and they know that I'm aware of this. It's a nice conversation starter as we will often talk about what they have going on.
Tonight as I was chatting it up with one of them in the VIP she revealed a bit of a conspiracy. She was a little more talkative than usual. Likely because it was late in the evening and she was flying high on the weed.
She explained that they all know my preference and proceeded to give me their theories on why I wasn't interested in extras.
Then she let the cat out of the bag: They have sort of a competition going to see who might be able to convince me to partake.
She repeated a conversation I had with one of her friends regarding OTC and pushed to get me to set that up with her.
She always goes all out in VIP pushing boundaries trying to entice me. But this time because she was high AF we couldn't stop laughing about it as she was using her words sucking my ear and kissing my neck, more than usual.
Did I love it? You bet your ass I did. They know how I spend or else they wouldn't waste their time. But it cracks me up that it's become a goal of theirs to take my extras virginity.
Extras virgin, over and out!
Sorry ladies, but there's a certain time of year when I am bound by tradition to choose giant wood and hardballs over T&A.
Ever look up how much a beer costs at Dodger stadium? More than a lap dance! (edit: well, not quite https://www.reddit.com/r/Dodgers/s/lrKmxInt4C )
How long did you keep it from them and how was it exposed?
If they were initially okay with it, what made them change their mind?
It's all lies. I haven't had a bad DV encounter in quite some time. And there are no Pleasers as cool as whatever Gene is wearing in this photo.
You’ve arrived at the strip club. You paid the entrance fee. You may have even purchased the mandatory drink and spent time scoping out the playing field.
But then you decide to leave in a hurry, abandoning your lustful pursuits for the evening.
Maybe an infamous door vulture smelled you from across the room and you just didn't have it in you. Or maybe the girl on stage looked a little too familiar or you spotted that dickhead co-worker of yours and you weren't taking any chances.
What’s the fastest you (or someone you know) have ever ditched the club and why?
Hey Hey, My My (Into the Black) as performed by Battleme
G-String Divas is a docuseries that aired on HBO years ago. In the episode noted below right around the 7 minute mark, you see Jordan expertly apply her hustle during a lap dance.
Eventually the customer climaxes and she plays along. Once he's gone you get to see her true reaction. I figured with the current Lapgasm war between this and the Stripper sub, it was worth sharing for those who aren't familiar with the series.
Episode: Lapdance 101 with Jordan
https://archive.org/download/g-string-divas-episodes
EDIT (video player link): https://archive.org/details/g-string-divas-episodes