You know what? I don’t like this sub. I’ve never liked it from the get go!

You know what? I don’t like this sub. I’ve never liked it from the get go!

u/Hanzzo311 — 3 days ago

Today’s episode was the worst one in a long time.

If you want to hear them talk about The Odyssey for 30 of the first 35 mins then you’re in luck! Not even an exaggeration.
The guest who came on later who may or not be autistic was pretty funny though. Dax.

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u/Hanzzo311 — 4 days ago
▲ 358 r/seinfeld

Enough with these thirst traps. Let’s be mean and petty like the gang normally is. Who’s your vote for most unattractive man and woman in the show? I’ll go first.

u/Hanzzo311 — 23 days ago
▲ 1.8k r/cats

Anyone else cats have ZERO interest in human food?

My last cat would sit an inch from your face if you were eating. I could literally leave a full course meal out and my two 5 year old sisters wouldn’t touch it.

u/Hanzzo311 — 25 days ago

How ya doing my fellow black redditors? Nice day today. I’m Hanzzo, you live around here?

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago
▲ 116 r/seinfeld

It’s a big sub r/Seinfeld, maybe I’ll get to it to your post someday. After I take care of the posters who are civil to each other!

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago

From his TikTok account earlier today. Call back to a couple different episodes. Swimming, lawn chairs, bottom of the ocean.

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago

I always chuckle when George says he would give up red meat to see her in a bra, she just smiles, shakes his hand and walks away completely unfazed.

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago
▲ 285 r/seinfeld

I recently made a post asking what selling paper goods meant and a lot of the replies referenced The Office. I do LOVE that show however I must remind everyone that that the sub doesn’t allow any references, jokes or comments about outside shows. Do it again and I’ll confiscate your Reddit account.

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago
▲ 210 r/seinfeld

Legitimate question. I’ve always wondered. What does she mean? Paper towels? Plates? Actual paper? Paper what?

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago

Me knowing that for the next week this sub is going to be nothing but posts about AI slop.

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago

Jerry was a jerk to him for no reason.

Smugness is not a good quality.

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago
▲ 128 r/seinfeld

Screw this guy! $5 a bag. Two bags every 5 mins which in NY seems very low is $10 every 5 mins. $120 an hour on the low side on just tips. Over 200K a year and that’s very conservative. That’s perverse!

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago
▲ 262 r/seinfeld

53 seconds. The time it took Kramer to leave Jerry’s apartment, then walk back after losing the contest. That’s impressive.

And sad.

u/Hanzzo311 — 1 month ago