I’m the guy behind the Wendy’s dumpster, markets will go green
Hi everyone, I have something really important to say to you all. I was just clocking in for my shift behind the Wendy’s dumpster to give out some "favors" to cover my blown-up 0DTE SPY puts. Right as I am setting up my cardboard box i watch this overweight pigeon demolish a half-eaten Baconator, take flight, and absolutely carpet bomb some dude who was aggressively checking his AMD calls. The splatter radius was completely unhinged. Seeing retail get literally dumped on in broad daylight is the ultimate contrarian buy signal. The bottom is in. Markets are going green tomorrow. Calls on everything. Either that, or my "client" list back here is about to get a lot longer. See you boys out back.