Tyler Milliken Started a Fight at the 99 in My Dream
Had a dream last night that I was hanging out with Tyler Milliken at the 99 near Fenway.
For some reason, I had bought him an anime Red Sox book as a fan gift. I have no idea what an “anime Red Sox book” is, but in the dream this was apparently a completely normal piece of merchandise that I had specifically picked out for Tyler.
I gave it to him. He seemed appreciative. It was a great interaction as a fan.
Then we leave the 99 and Tyler just leaves the fucking book sitting in the lobby.
I realize this later and go back to get it, only to discover that a kid has found the book and is now fighting with another kid over who gets to keep it. Their parents get involved, start screaming at each other, and things escalate.
By the time I get back into the lobby, there is a fist fight happening inside the 99 because two children both wanted Tyler Milliken’s abandoned anime Red Sox book.
And the entire time I’m standing there thinking, “This never happens if Tyler just takes his fucking book with him.”
Woke up super annoyed at him.
Tyler, if you’re reading this, please be more responsible with the gifts I give you in my subconscious.