League Reconstruction Based on Who are W**ks and who Urnae
As we are in a wee lull pre-World Cup, I've kept busy by re-ordering the Scottish league system based on the Good Guy/Wank dichotomy.
League structure remains unchanged; 4 leagues, 12 in the top flight, 10 in each of the other 3 divisions.
Premiership is now the creme de la creme of clubs who you don't quite hate with every fibre of your being, bottom tier are the pits. The absolute worst.
Happy to entertain debate or explain the ranking system, although I should note, it's definitely correct. I've double checked.
PREMIER:
Annan
Dumbarton
Dundee Utd
Forfar
Hearts
Hibs
Montrose
Morton
Raith
St Johnstone
Stenhousemuir
Stranraer
CHAMPIONSHIP:
Alloa
Arbroath
Ayr
Clyde
Edinburgh City
QoS
Queens Park
St. Mirren
Spartans
Stirling
LEAGUE 1:
Cove
Dunfermline (-10)
East Fife
East Kilbride
Elgin
Inverness
Kelty
Kilmarnock
Motherwell
Peterhead
LEAGUE 2:*
Aberdeen (-15)
Airdrie (-25)
Celtic (-1967. They never fuck up about it, so makes sense. Did you know the whole squad was born within 30 miles of the stadium?)
Dundee (-50)
Falkirk(-15)
Hamilton (-50)
Livingston (-50)
Patrick (-25)
Rangers (-1690)
Ross County (-15)
*Every team in the bottom flight gets a points deduction to start the season. So do Dunfermline on general principle.