▲ 90 r/dadjokes
Wife: I want another baby.
Husband: That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one.
u/HeartShapeX — 4 hours ago
God forbid a girl wishes she could at least touch her nipples together
u/HeartShapeX — 17 hours ago
▲ 0 r/dadjokes
Me: Dad, dad, I swallowed my pocket money
Dad: Take this, and we’ll see if you’ve got any change for fuel in the morning 😂
u/HeartShapeX — 4 days ago
▲ 71 r/dadjokes
Patient : Doctor doctor, I've swallowed my pocket money
Doctor : Take this and we'll see if there's any change in the morning
u/HeartShapeX — 6 days ago
▲ 0 r/dadjokes
dad joks
This is my turn, you also have to wait for your own turn
u/HeartShapeX — 7 days ago
▲ 1 r/dadjokes
Food dad joke
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me
u/HeartShapeX — 9 days ago