u/HeiHeiThrowAwayAue

Ok, so for years now, every time I have picked up my child from school school (which is weekly,) I have put the reason being something completely outrageous and off the wall that I can blame the front desk lady for. The entire school and administration knows and approves of this and it has become something amazing. I am unfortunately running out of ideas though and am coming to you fine people for help!!!

It's an elementary school and her name is literally Karen so I know there will be some good ones!

Thank you all in advance!

ETA: the front desk lady is Karen.