u/Helpful_Week6720

I recently picked up the series and have made it to the second half of Onyx storm, so it may come up, but...

Y'all think Xaden Circumcised or tipped up.

I'm thinking of drawing a fan comic and need a consensus.

I'm thinking he's the cool hooded type, though I could be wrong.

Love y'all.

I could really use an EMT rn bc my GI sys is in 911. Could be the 🥵, but my SO is out & I’m drinking lotsa H2O. I’m also ✍️ a book, which is making my GI sys more diarrheal, but Im rly ISO an RN or an MD—maybe even a CRNP or a PA-C. WTF. Anyhoo, my FMC loves a RH, but the MMC is POd and wants no part of it. BTW, every MC in this book has magical elbows.

apparently we have a special birthday girl today! Eeeeeeep! Happy Birthday, Violet Sorrengail! We bought you a special scooper for your flying pooper.

Dragon Scoops 5000

I, personally, would like to see at least six chapters with nothing but shrimping in my next book

🦐🦐🍤🍤🦶🦶🦶👅👅👅👅

i actually want to scramble my brain with a pitchfork because Disney employs about as much imagination as a fungal toenail, and the lead actress appears to be formed from birch—maybe poplar. Anyway, I clearly want to read books that are as digestible as pureed rice, so please throw your Romantasy recs at me

I purchased a book. A physical, non-downloadable book upon recommendations from The New York Times and the Book Store Owner. I judged the book by it’s cover, and now I have opened said cover and discovered…a recommended playlist.

*takes an axe to all visible furniture*

I’m looking for the kind of books where the FMC or MMC exhibit the world’s healthiest emotion: shame.

it could be as follows:

• vomiting or diarrheal prior to social engagement and then shame
• self-loathing and perpetual feelings of rejection due to shame
• Crippling anxiety, weight loss or gain, hair loss or gain, magic loss or gain because shame

Great relationships happen when one or more parties is crushed under the weight of feeling totally worthless. And the sex! Bonkers.

I love Romantasy so hard, but the characters seem a little…shameless, dare I say? We can do better.

i ask because I worry we haven’t beaten this dead unicorn enough

i feel like i’m so under prepared, low-key scared to let my friends down! Most of them are thriller readers but we wanted to give it a go!
Can you help prep me? What are some questions you’d ask if you ran a quiz??

Prep Question 1: Did you drink both prescribed bottles with lots of liquids at the assigned times? Have you had any solid foods in the last 24 hours?

Prep Question 2: Have you removed any smart watches or other devices from your body prior to taking this standardized test that could get you into college or destroy everything you ever wanted?

Prep Question 3: How are you with GPS? Waze? Google Maps? An old-timey “hand-sketched map“ of places both sinister and holy?

Prep Question 4: What are your thoughts on improbable sexual encounters with genitalia that range from t-ball bat sized to liver puncturing?

Prep Question 5: How are you with fillers? Not for your lips, silly, but the kid that drag out a book/series to untenable lengths? Food being sliced and eaten while plot-driving conversation happens, FMC reminding herself that she is strong, but curious, but feisty, bit horny over the course of three chapters and then repeated.

no. if you were supposed to spend this much time thinking about a book character, you’d be writing a paper on Ulysses

Getting married this summer and looking to pick which series I am going to read during the honeymoon! I want something with one of the best romances around. These are some of the things that are high on my TBR:

• Frog and Toad are Friends
• Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
• Virginity: A Positive Approach to Celibacy for the Sake of the Kingdom of Heaven
• Roget’s Thesaurus
• Becoming A Modern Godly Man: 30 Inspirational Stories For Modern Christian Teens To Connect Jesus Teachings With Building Mental Strength, Finding Purpose and Living Their Ideal Life!
• 50 Shades of Grey
• The SATs for Dummies
• The Book of Margery Kempe

I like my romantasy like my men: predictable with no surprise knots.

I’m not frequently on Reddit, but last year I became a fan of the Agatha Raisin cozy mysteries (which are written under the pen name “M.C. Beaton”) Beaton worked in a bookstore in Glasgow, and later became a theatre critic and then a crime reporter. Before the Agatha Raisin phase, she wrote any number of romance novels because she felt those of her era (at that point the 1970s and 80s) failed to meet Georgette Heyer’s standards of regency details and setting.

In any case, her books are all very short with snappy writing and engaging characters. Because of the era in which she wrote them (which was much further along than the regency era in consent), readers can expect some outmoded takes on sex. I love them because she drops fascinating historical facts that blend in so well to the era, and in each novel, something absolutely batshit happens.

Hoopla, Kindle, and Audible are the best formats I know of to get them, but I was wondering how many people here had read them. I highly recommend the author for reading slumps.

Greetings,

I‘m writing this from Discord, a platform famous for disaffected young men, incels, bros sharing state secrets, gun nuts, homemade bomb makers, white supremacists, rage supremacists, celibate supremacists, and kids who just wanted to game a little bit.

EVERYTHING I STATE IS ABSOLUTE. I am anywhere from 12 to “and over” and I shall shout into this empty soup can which I cleverly opened on BOTH sides to amplify my internet voice.

I‘m telling you, friends—no one reads anymore, so just put down your journals, your Google Docs, your AO3, your Literorica (you know who you are) and most of all your sparkly notebooks with flowery pens and give it the fuck up.

You are the worthless bags you feared you might be, so just give it up and pointlessly yell into an echo chamber. Troll strangers, avoid natural light, develop your own secret code, and consider the ratios of household chemicals instead.

why are they all black haired with bronzed skin? Can’t they be Aryan heroes like 1980s He-Man cartoons?

I could go on forever about their chiseled, ticking jaws, the fleck/rings/floating magics of their eyes. In no way will I realize that the author wants to accomplish several things:

1. They need to be Just Dark Enough™️ to be considered inclusive and appeal to POC Just Light Enough™️ as not to turn off the mighty white reader.

2. It’s the movie peopleses problem to work with in casting. The author nailed inclusion and by the way, how dare you use the words “movie” or “film” because these authors write for the art so fuck off Edith Wharton