Uwe Boll is a cargo cult director

He doesn’t understand why directors use certain cinematic tropes.

He doesn’t grasp how to do exposition.

A coherent narrative is beyond him even when it’s linear, much less non-linear.

He takes all these ingredients because he thinks they look cool, and makes a jumbled mess, and says, “behold! A movie!”

How typical of a fascist.

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u/Hesitation-Marx — 4 days ago

Why *do* they all look so … moist?

Musk, Altman, Thiel.

They all look like they’ve been dragged out of a pond by someone who has vaporub smeared under their nose. They look like the early stages of the senator in X-Men who turns into a water balloon.

Is it drug sweats? Do they just fundamentally misunderstand how to moisturize? Are they beginning to slough off their human shells to reveal the chittering madness underneath?

I don’t understand and I hate it.

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u/Hesitation-Marx — 9 days ago