u/HexManiac493

▲ 97 r/neopets

What's the worst thing you could think of to add to the site?

  • You now have to calculate taxes on your Neopoint earnings every year or face the wrath of the Neopian Revenue Service.
  • Snow, ice, chocolate, candy, origami and woodland pets immediately lose all HP if they visit Moltara.
  • You can only visit Maraqua for a few minutes before your pets start to run out of oxygen, unless they're painted Maraquan or are a Peophin/Flotsam/Jetsam/Koi/Acara/etc.
  • If you have a food-colored pet, your other pets have a small chance of eating them if they get hungry.
  • Snot pets have a permanent case of Sneezles.
  • If your active pet has Blurred Vision, every page you visit will be blurry and shaky.
  • Royal pets will not use any toy/book/food/grooming item with an estimated value of less than 50,000 Neopoints or stay in the economy hotels at the Neolodge.
  • Pirate pets will sometimes steal your Neopoints, use them to buy random items and leave them in your inventory.
  • You now have to sign up for a NeoCross NeoShield health insurance plan for each individual pet, or all cures cost 50% more.
  • You can now bribe the Altador Cup Committee with Neopoints to increase the chances of your team winning.
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u/HexManiac493 — 2 days ago
▲ 85 r/neopets

If paintbrushes had other side effects (good or bad), what would you add?

Inspired by some of the answers from my previous post.

  • Baby: Cured of all diseases and healed to max HP if fed anything with "baby food" in the name.
  • Christmas: Slightly higher chance to get another bonus prize from the Advent Calendar.
  • Clay: Give them a Bottle of Water and they can reshape themselves into a different species once a month.
  • Disco: Discounts on tickets at the Tyrannian Concert Hall.
  • Grey: Default responses when given food/toys/books/grooming are things like "Thanks, I guess," "Could be better. Could be worse, too," and "Do you ever think about why we're here?"
  • Origami: Lose health from staying too long in Maraqua (water + paper = bad).
  • Robot: Default responses when given food/toys/books/grooming are things like "010111010010100101010111," "Fuel replenished," and "Initiate happiness sequence."
  • Plushie + Toy: Can regain HP from visiting Donny's Toy Repair Shop.
  • Tyrannian: Default responses when given food/toys/books/grooming are variations of "Ugga ugga ug ug ugga ug."
  • Woodland: Lose health from staying too long in Moltara (fire + wood = bad).
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u/HexManiac493 — 8 days ago
▲ 17 r/neopets

What's a small, funny change you would make to Neopets if you could? (It doesn't have to be a good idea.)

  • Tyrannian pets + any pets with the Ugga-Ugga disease no longer have the same default responses when given food/toys/books/grooming. The only thing they say is variations of "Ugga ugg ugga ugga ugga ug."
  • Alien Aishas love Gross Food.
  • Every time you visit a page in Moltara or the Lost Desert, if you have a snow or ice pet, he/she has a chance to lose a few HP. If you visit Terror Mountain, they gain HP instead if they're missing any.
  • Every time you visit a page in Maraqua, if you have a fire or magma pet, he/she has a chance to lose a few HP. If you visit Moltara, they gain HP instead if they're missing any.
  • Snow and ice pets lose all health if you land on the fireball space on the Wheel of Mediocrity, or the Lava Ghoul space on the Wheel of Excitement. They will also scream in terror if you try to give them a fire or magma petpet, or a Baby Fireball.
  • Elderlyboy/Elderlygirl pets can randomly complain about their aching joints or how young pets don't know how hard things used to be.
  • Stealthy pets have an increased chance to steal things from the Snowager. They can also attempt to sneak into the Secret Ninja Training School and train even if they're not level 250 yet. If you get caught, you can't try to train until the next day.
  • Island pets have an increased chance to get codestones when fighting in the Battledome.
  • Pirate pets have an increased chance to make items appear at the Smuggler's Cove, get dubloons when fighting in the Dome of the Deep, and/or get more neopoints when playing certain pirate-themed flash games (Dubloon Disaster, Petpet Cannonball, etc.)
  • Painting your pet grey automatically sets its mood to depressed (but it can be cheered up as normal).
  • Pets made of food (chocolate pets, fruit/vegetable Chias, etc.) can be affected by a random event where someone bites them and they lose half their HP.
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u/HexManiac493 — 11 days ago
▲ 29 r/neopets

For pound zappers, are there any pets that were memorable to you?

I had:

  • A red Scorchio who turned Pastel on his first zap.
  • A green Meerca with an Uggatrip attached for 15 years.
  • A green Grarrl with an aged avatar petpet named "Mr. Worldwide."
  • A yellow Lenny who took a month of zapping to change color (Starry).
  • A yellow Jubjub who ended up as a Maractite Buzz.
  • A female blue Tuskaninny who ended up as a male Biscuit Jetsam.
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u/HexManiac493 — 15 days ago
▲ 16 r/neopets

Thinking of doing this with extra FFQs for the next Faerie Festival.

Last year I was doing “charity dips”, that is, pulling random badly named pets from the pound, painting them a random cool color and throwing them back in. This year I am thinking of using them to turn random pets into avatar pets to toss into the pound, like:

- painting a pet grey

- searching the pound for a Blumaroo, painting him fire and attaching a Baby Fireball

- searching the pound for a Ruki, painting him Halloween, and attaching a Mummy Baby (the only issue is that his paintbrush clothes wouldn’t go with him when he went back to the pound)

What do you guys think?

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u/HexManiac493 — 1 month ago

Anyone need the Slorg avatar?

I have a yellow Flotsam named melany_yellow with an aged Slorg, available to borrow. I will start a lending chain if multiple people are interested.

  1. _doglady_ (UN: ???)

  2. formergnome (UN: curly_toes)

  3. InstructionBoth8469 (UN: maneatspants)

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u/HexManiac493 — 1 month ago

Do you guys have a pet that has changed colors and species several times?

Since it's a lot easier these days with the increased availability of morphing potions, paint brushes, and everyone practically being guaranteed at least two Fountain Faerie dips a year from the Faerie Festival. My main Battledome pet was born a Blue Shoyru. He's been an Orange Koi (briefly), an Electric Koi, a Pirate (I think) Draik, a Maraquan Draik, a Starry Eyrie, a Water Eyrie, a Tyrannian Flotsam, and is currently a Wraith Flotsam, which he’s probably going to stay.

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u/HexManiac493 — 3 months ago