
The book that would be so good if it was good. To Sir Philip with Love by Julia Quinn
Thrifted Bodice Rippers: To Sir Philip with Love, by Julia Quinn.
She wrote him a letter ... and he stole her heart
If you've seen my posts before, I'm a massive Historical Romance and Bridgerton fan. I thrift random books and review them, and the way I jumped in joy when I saw To Sir Philip with Love at my local half priced books. Now do I like Julia Quinn's writing, no, did I at least have the stupid hope that I would actually enjoy this book, yes. Let's get into it. I am so sorry for the messy rant.
Trigger warnings:
This book discusses child abuse, nonconsensual sex, and suicide. If you are sensitive to these topics do not read this book. These heavy themes are not handled well, honestly very disrespectfully.
Spoilers, review:
I actually opened this book excited....
The beginning of the book opens with our MMC Philip watching his wife, Marina, commit suicide via drowning. This could have been an amazing exploration of grief and depression, but Marina Crane's characterization is the reason this book sucks balls. Philip has this, "Idk why my bitch ass wife is depressed attitude." Put a pin in this. So now that he's single, he's now looking for his next victim, I mean wife.
Then we get to meet Eloise, hats off to her actress in the show. Eloise explains that she's always expecting perfection from partners but now that she's almost thirty, she's decided to lower her standards. So, when she gets a letter from Philip she decides to talk to him for a year. He invites her over, and she is convinced to run away from home to go visit him.
1. Eloise expecting perfection from a partner would have been a great theme, but it goes nowhere. Many themes get introduced in this book, but they all go nowhere and are painfully underdeveloped. Philip and Eloise boink for the first time, and Philip has scars from being beat as a child. Child abuse is a theme throughout the book, but it's just so surface level.
2. I was told this was a marriage of convenience, fall in love over letters story, it's not. We only get a few letters between them, AND every chapter opens with a little letter, but it's never the letters between Philip and Eloise. Why didn't Julia Quinn write these as their letters? because when Eloise runs away, she already likes Philip, but she runs away like page 30. So, this makes no sense, logic knows that in 1818 if a woman is alone with a man she's forced to get married. Which takes me to my next bitching.
3. EVERY single Bridgerton book is the same. A Bridgerton book is required to have,
Non con, water hijinks, orphan in-law, the female character being wishy washy, a man whose trauma allows him to be mean to woman, insta love and a forced marriage. Eloise runs away but is wishy washy about marrying Philip, then she is forced to marry Philip because duh. That's not really a marriage of convenience and makes Eloise so annoying.
4. Philip fucking Crane. I really would have liked him if he was written by someone else, but OMG. We are supposed to root for him, but it's so hard to. Eloise is talking about how she's lonely and wants someone to talk to, but all he does is run away and thinking about beating his children. The "sexy" scenes do him NO justice. There is a scene where Philip picks up Eloise and you're telling me she didn't comment on his muscle, smell, feeling, NOTHING? No sexual chemistry was written so he comes off as creepy. Plus, chapter 4 we get an unfortunate scene of Philip describing how he's sleeping with his wife, she didn't say no but isn't participating in the sex. Then he decides to tell us how because of her being unbothered, he gets "too rough" with her. REMEMBER Marina is supposed to be the villain. She was forced to marry her dead lover's younger brother, then gets treated like that.
I have so much to say about this stupid book, and it's so much more frustrating that it could have been so good. I'm going to do a Youtube video going a plot summary and rant, but it's so long it's taken me 2 weeks to write the script. Give me your thoughts if you've read the book.