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Disclaimer: This post is mostly satire for kicks and goofs and not to be taken too seriously.

Honorable Mention: DRL - Honestly, this building is one big bathroom in and of itself. I can’t believe my fellow math majors and I had to spend several years in that ugly shithole learning math, but we bonded over it.

#5: McNeil Ground floor - Tons of stalls! What more do you want in a restroom when it’s an emergency and can’t risk waiting for a person to finish?

#4: Amy Gutmann Hall - Bathrooms are fairly clean, as long as you’re not on the ground floor. I don’t like the ground floor stalls anyway because the lock and/or lights don’t work for half of them.

#3: Hill, right outside the dining hall - These come in clutch for the poor souls who aren’t aware of Hill’s long-standing history of committing health code violations (more so than 1920 Commons) and giving students food poisoning during finals period.

#2: College Hall 3rd floor - It’s in a rather private area on campus, the bathroom is pretty spacious, and it even has a little window to make it feel less depressing when you have bad diarrhea.

#1: Van Pelt 3rd floor - These are the best toilets on campus to take a dump in peace and quiet. No further explanation necessary.

Constructive criticism welcome!