u/HolidayGlittering250

Two pilots are flying in formation when they look down and see a funeral procession on the road below.

The first pilot peels off, flies low over the procession, dips his wings in honor of the departed, and rejoins the formation.

The second pilot radios over: "That was very nice of you."

The first pilot radios back: "Well, I was married to her for forty years."

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u/HolidayGlittering250 — 23 days ago
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She told me it made her feel like a million bucks.

I said she looked like a Brazilian.

(I had to explain this joke to my wife 😞...and she is Brazilian)

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u/HolidayGlittering250 — 23 days ago