u/Holy_Unholiness

▲ 6 r/badtwosentencehorrors

"I was drinking earlier, now I'm driving" I thought blissfully

I then car crashed my car in a car crash

u/Holy_Unholiness — 1 day ago

▲ 10 r/badtwosentencehorrors

I saw a murder, sure do hope the murderer isn't behind me.

I realised that I was wrong, as billions of toads fell from the sky, crushing me to death instantaneously.

u/Holy_Unholiness — 2 days ago