✨ ONE SPOT OPEN – Trail Ragnar South Cascades | The Mothercluckers Need You! ✨🐔
Hate us. We're that team.
We're the Mothercluckers — a gloriously slow, proudly old (45+), wildly enthusiastic group of trail runners who take our chicken theme VERY seriously. This is our third Ragnar together, and we are not slowing down. Well… we are. But enthusiastically.
Here's the deal: one of our beloved Cluckers (me) had to back out, and now we have a spot with your name on it.
🏕️ What you're getting:
• A guaranteed home in the legendary MotherClucker Village (2 rented 4 person Ragnar tents + teammate tents = full cluck compound)
• Teammates who will hype you up at 2am like you just won the Olympics with squeaky rubber chickens
• Zero judgment about your pace. Truly. None.
• The disco chicken mascot experience (you'll understand when you get here)
• 🎉 ACT FAST: Grab my spot quickly, and I'll buy you the official Motherclucker t-shirt
📍 Race: Trail Ragnar Bend, OR | End of June
If you're 45+, slow-ish, love a good time, and can commit to keeping the cluck alive — we want you. DM me and let's talk details.
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