u/HumblSnekOilSalesman

Hopefully someone can at least get a kick out of this.

Hopefully someone can at least get a kick out of this.

Especially the ridiculous use of emojis for what is otherwise a serious financial discussion. She was going to move into my place, but then shortly after this I found out she expected me to pay for: her student loans, her medical bills, food, shelter, water, electric, phone bill, internet, and other miscellaneous expenses. Yay! 🙌🏻 I get to have my bank account drained 🙊😅🥳🤔😡 NO THANKS ☺️ I think I'll pass on the "rundown of your expenses" 🤷🏻‍♂️🙊 seeing as how I'm not your personal atm 🧐 or butler 🤮 you 🤡💩 trash.

u/HumblSnekOilSalesman — 5 days ago

My exwBPD liked to write, mostly short stories. Here are two examples of her writing about our relationship shortly after I broke up with her using the pseudonym "Henry" referring to me (she said I looked like Henry Cavill). Every time she writes a character representing her it's always described as "perfect, stunning, with no flaws whatsoever." Spoiler: she didn't keep that part of herself hidden at all - she mentioned it constantly both verbally and in text, that the relationship wasn't about me at all, she never really loved me, and that the same bs and drama would have happened with anyone regardless. Notice the term "helpers" is referencing previous ex's and former "soulmates." "The one" is just whoever the current favorite person happens to be.

u/HumblSnekOilSalesman — 26 days ago