u/Humble_March_2037

A pro at herding me to the cheese drawer

He was going to call the police to do a wellness check but then she called back 37 seconds later. I got the 🧀 tax for her mistake because it’s illegal to tax grandma

Rules go out the window. All hail the rotisserie queen! 🍗 👑

This week we feature Baby Kevin before and afters (he’s 3 now)!

A royal decree

He gets his spa day every 3 weeks via grooming van. He loves his groomer but with me he’s a disaster (She is in disbelief of this claim) He also had his snacks and snuffle mat packed in a bag temporarily. He disapproved and we have it back in the spot he demanded. A hefty 🧀 tax will be paid

One of their sacred bonding times. She was taking too long, he was upset. Also, grandpa has the tv up to 300 volume my apologies

Working hard on his baby seal expression because perfecting this manipulation tactic is one of the basic foundations of being a Cavalier. Bonus- pic 10 and 11 is what I woke up to.

Woke up his majesty to take him out and give him his green beans and chicken snacky snack because it was getting late. There is no way to do this without the sense of impending 🧀 tax coming my way (which it did)

That is all.

Grandma asked if we (aka Kevin) wanted to go for a car ride. While grandma went into the store Kevin spent the time in my lap impatiently waiting for her return. There was fresh rotisserie when we got back which is perfect for grandma/Kevvie bonding time

His majesty would like to announce he does play but only 30 seconds a day. Just enough to not disrupt naps and 🧀 tax collecting (he’s VERY busy)

His Italian bread crop is thriving 😑

I want to squish his little face because he’s so damn cute 🥰

He has been secretly harvesting Italian bread when I’m at work. Also, grandma doesn’t use autocorrect or care about spelling via text. Kevin will fight for grandma.

Here we have 11 week old Baby King Kevin dreaming he’s eating from birth mom 🥹 He use to do this ALL the time as a baby 🥰

Happy to report his majesty is back to his usual shenanigans! He would like to thank grandma for catering to his every whim while I was at work and everyone who wished him a speedy recovery❤️ In celebration of this monumental occasion there will be a 🧀 tax increase of 450% for all! 🎉 You’re welcome.

Not a good day for him. He never feels well after vaccines. He got one today, along with yearly bloodwork, and his allergy shot. He took a LONG time in the back when they were getting his blood, only to find out it was because he was making his rounds to say hi to everyone. The vet said he’s like a celebrity there 🙄 Currently, he’s resting, feeling blah, but thankfully had the strength to eat dinner and have some rotisserie with grandma ❤️‍🩹

The owner looked at the papers and messaged me- Lillian is Kevin’s younger half-sister!!!! She’s 1 year 11 months old (Kevin’s 3) and they have the same Ruby dad! Live in a totally different state. Kevin is as thrilled to learn there is a 🧀 tax collector out there related to him!🥹

I was taking a shower and heard Kevin crying upstairs (he was with grandma). Well I ran out thinking he was upset I was showering without him to supervise as he usually does…only to find out he was crying at a bag of Hawaiian rolls on the table. I had mixed feelings about this but I completely understood, they are delicious. I was also happy it wasn’t because of anything I did- I simply cannot have another 🧀 tax raise looming over my head.