The softer side of his majesty

When he’s not raising the 🧀 tax he’s being a lazy couch potato who can’t even hold his own yak chew 🙄😂 ps- the 🧀 tax has been raised 350% for posting this. Sorry everyone

u/Humble_March_2037 — 1 day ago

He’s going to kick me out

I FINALLY have off 2 days in a row and he’s ready to push me out the door. I don’t do table food and grandma who watches him while I work pleads the 5th on the subject. Also, he’s getting groomed a week early today and he’s just over my existence. 🧀 taxes have been raised by 200%. Back to normalcy tomorrow- he may lower the tax if he’s feeling generous but don’t count on it 😑

u/Humble_March_2037 — 4 days ago

Reminder to all ☀️ 🍗 🧀

He would like to remind you all that despite it being really hot here in New York amongst others places, if you have air conditioning/central air there is NO excuse not to go out and get fresh rotisserie. The outdoor temperature is no excuse to not pay your taxes. Thank you.

u/Humble_March_2037 — 5 days ago

Pup cup for his majesty 👑

He was literally SCREAMING the entire time we were waiting in the drive thru line for it. Needless to say he was displeased at the 2 cars ahead of us but pleased with the outcome.

u/Humble_March_2037 — 7 days ago

Friday’s Grievances

Today was his allergy shot day! Of course he was annoyed he had to be disrupted from his routine (especially nap time). When he got home there was nobody to make a fuss over what a brave boy he was so he refused to go take a nap despite the fact that he was overtired. I paid the 🧀 tax and he went down for a nap in my bed. He is going to talk to grandma later about this heinous situation.

u/Humble_March_2037 — 10 days ago

Credential change issues

We had employee transferred job roles internally. The change was supposed to be done at the start of the next pay period (which would have been 6/21). It was set for the role to change on workday and it didn’t go as planned. The employee spoke with HR that yesterday and they assured them it would be changed this morning. It never was- then HR said it was something on their managers end, there was nothing to be done on that end so it went to the recruiter. Recruiter said there was a problem with workday and they put in a ticket. Absolutely nothing can be changed or done unless this employees credentials/ job role is changed. Is this something anyone has encountered or was the ball dropped on someone’s end?

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u/Humble_March_2037 — 13 days ago

It’s Baby Kevin Sunday!

This Baby Kevin Sunday is also Father’s Day! While Kevin doesn’t have a human dad, he would like to wish Grandpa a Happy Father’s Day! Grandpa isn’t mentioned as much as Grandma but he also has a special bond with him. Kevin always goes to him and gives him kisses and hugs despite the fact that he never even gives him food (unless dropped on the floor)😂. He does have a progressive condition and Kevin definitely senses it adjusts even how he plays. Happy Baby Kevin Sunday Father’s Day Edition!

u/Humble_March_2037 — 15 days ago

Happy Father’s Day to all cav dads!

Except Brody Lee (Kevin’s birth father). Kevin wants you to know even though you let him be abducted at 9 weeks old- look at how far he’s come in the world of Cavaliers 👑 🧀 🍗

u/Humble_March_2037 — 15 days ago

He insists it’s for him

He insists that grandma put down this plate of mashed potatoes and stuffed peppers (not in its original form) for him. Upon questioning grandma she denied it was for him and said it was for grandpa. I think she’s lying, the investigation continues…

u/Humble_March_2037 — 16 days ago

Friday has been cancelled (again)

He just had his spa day today. I tried to take pictures so everyone can see how handsome he looks but he’s staying true to himself 🙄 made it as difficult as possible. Despite paying the 🧀 tax for annoying him, Friday (today) has been cancelled again so everyone can mourn the last rotisserie chicken he ate 🍗

u/Humble_March_2037 — 17 days ago

Selective hearing

The second he thought I was talking on the phone and giving someone else attention he decided he can hear. It’s a miracle 🙄

u/Humble_March_2037 — 18 days ago

The greatest travesty

It’s humid and the grass was too wet to walk on. Unacceptable and abusive. Bonus- I checked under my couch cushions and found his stash

u/Humble_March_2037 — 24 days ago