I went back to work today after a week long staycation. The first thing his grandma told me when I got home was “he had rotisserie”. His majesty is pleased the table food queen (aka grandma) is back to watch him while I work! 🍗
I want to squish his little face 🥹😭 Seriously though LOOK AT HIS NECK ROLLS! 🥰 That is all.
Outdoor birds have officially been canceled. Anyone seen to have them in their yard will be receiving a 200% 🧀 tax increase. That is all. *indoor birds are permitted he has a 14 year old cockatiel sister
His majesty making sure I’m aware who all of my attention goes to at all times 🙃 cheese tax was provided with the 150% increase for my negligence
Every time we’re at the vet I always get a comment from another dog owner to the tone of “That’s weird he/she usually hates other dogs” or goes bananas and wants to play/ has anxious energy. Vet waiting rooms are usually a disaster but Kevin stands firm in his beliefs of “if I ignore it then it doesn’t exist” when it comes to other dogs. I just assume he doesn’t know dog etiquette (I still don’t think he knows how to dog) but I noticed today when someone made a comment on how their dog wasn’t trying to attack him (from a distance) that his potato chill energy kinda stabilizes the crazy ones for the time being. He does however demand pets from every human being and cookies from the vet. Also he got his lepto vaccine and hasn’t felt well all day. Sleep and rotisserie via grandma has been putting him on the mend ❤️🩹 The end.
I wanted to get his majesty a check at a veterinary cardiologist just to make sure everything is okay (me being me). Not sure if I should just wait for if god forbid some murmur at his vet is heard then take him. He goes to the vet almost monthly for allergy shots so he gets checked over. Does anyone that lives on Long Island, NY have an my recommendations? I’ve had mixed reviews on a few (I live in Suffolk county so maybe somewhere on the general vicinity). Picture of the King for the handsomest boy tax. Thoughts on the subject also appreciated
I’ve shared this one before but I could not stop thinking about this all week 😂 first time eating green beans. His majesty is 3 now and will only eat steam fresh green beans or canned ones heated up for exactly 9 seconds. He doesn’t like fresh ones 🙄
The only words he can hear clearly is “Chicken and green beans” which in hindsight should have been his name.
I ALMOST forgot because I thought today was Tuesday. Everyday just meshes together at this point BUT BKS is the most important day of the week. I might as well increase the 🧀 tax for myself
He demands.
Wednesday has been cancelled for a second time because after the first time it still happened again the next week. Any servant found working instead of giving their Cavalier attention all day will be given a 450% 🧀 tax increase. That is all.
This week we celebrate Baby Kevin on a pillow!
They were looking extra tasty today and needed to share. You’re welcome.
A pro at herding me to the cheese drawer
He was going to call the police to do a wellness check but then she called back 37 seconds later. I got the 🧀 tax for her mistake because it’s illegal to tax grandma
Rules go out the window. All hail the rotisserie queen! 🍗 👑
This week we feature Baby Kevin before and afters (he’s 3 now)!