u/Hunterslime178

> sneaky has a lot of imps which tend to have lower health

> HG, Neptuna, and Impfinity have access to superpowers that can summon weaker minions to be killed (yes i know impfinity already has her but shh)

> her mustache synergy goes to HG instead, who has much easier access to teleports than Brainstorm

> jesus christ giving her strikethrough with Laserbase Alpha or HG's Ice Moon would be terrifying
> basically HG can teleport a high stat card into LBA or Ice Moon for only 5 brains

> yeah no this all is mostly just for HG

please keep your criticism nice because otherwise it would hurt my feelings and thats mean :(

the title purely exists as a way for this posts to follow rule number 1. i fell out of my chair and it hurt like shit. just thought y'all should know

Bungee Zombie - Crazy, 4b, Uncommon, Party Trick. Destroy a plant next turn. If it’s on Heights, destroy it immediately.

Catapult Zombie - Hearty, 5b, 2/5, Rare, Professional Sports Zombie. This ignores all plants and directly attacks the Plant Hero.

Zomboni - Sneaky, 3b, Rare, Professional Trick. Create a Bobsled Team. If there is an environment here, destroy it.

Bobsled Team - Token, Sports Zombie. 1/4 with no abilities.

Magnet Shroom - Smarty, 3s, 0/3, Uncommon, Mushroom Plant. All zombies lose the armored trait.

Scaredy Shroom - Kabloom, 1s, 2/1, Uncommon, Mushroom Plant. Team-Up. When played in front of a plant: becomes 0/4

Coffee Bean - Kabloom, 3s, Rare, Bean Trick. A plant does a bonus attack. If it’s a mushroom, it gets +1/+1

Blover - Mega Grow, 4s, Uncommon, Leafy Trick. Bounce a Zombie. If it’s a flying zombie (see comment), destroy it.