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[ACT] > *Check
* PIM ATK ?? DEF ??
* An abandoned experiment. Always watching.

* HAHA
* WELCOME BACK BOB
* LOOKS LIKE MOST OF THE FAMILY’S ALL HERE

* LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY OLD FAMILY
* A LITTLE GROUP KNOWN AS “THE OPPOSITION”

* I WAS APART OF THEM
* THEIR SMALL DUCK MASCOT
* I’VE MET EVERY SCIENTIST
* EVERY RESEARCHER
* AND EVERY LEADER
* THEY LOVED ME

* I SAW WHAT THEY WANTED
* TO STOP YOU BOB
* COUNTLESS PLANS AND SCHEMES
* NONE WORKING

* EVENTUALLY THEY GOT A LITTLE BIT OF YOU BOB
*NOT MUCH BUT ENOUGH TO FOIL YOU

* THEY WANTED TO KNOW ITS PROPERTIES
* HOW IT WORKED
* AND HOW YOU WORKED
* CURIOUS CREATURES THEY WERE

* SOMETIME SOON THEY WANTED TO KNOW
* WHAT HAPPENS WHEN AN ORGANISM
* GAINS MORE POWER THAN IT SHOULD HOLD

* AND YOU KNOW WHAT BOB
* TAKE A WILD GUESS ON WHO THEY EXPERIMENTED ON

* ME
* ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

* I GREW MORE AND MORE
* I COULDNT RECOGNIZE MYSELF ANYMORE
* YOUR POWER AND PURE MALICE WAS TOO GREAT

* I ATTACKED THEM
* EVEN THE ONES I KNEW MY WHOLE LIFE

*I COULDNT FEEL SORRY THOUGH
*BECAUSE I COULDNT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE OTHER THAN HATE
* YOUR HATE

* I WAS IN A LIMBO BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH
* NOT QUITE ALIVE
* NOT QUITE DEAD
* BUT A PERFECT BALANCE TO CAUSE PAIN JUST LIKE YOU

* THEY BANISHED ME FAR FAR AWAY
* TO AN UNKNOWN DIMENSION

* QUITE ODD HUH
* THEY WERE PLANNING TO DO THAT TO YOU
* BUT GUESS THIS IS JUST HOW LIFE IS NOW

* IM JUST GLAD YOUR HERE
* BECAUSE NOW I CAN BRING THE PAIN YOU GIVE TO OTHERS

* DIE

Feel free to add your own predictions im the comments

Decided to make another SB X DR post due to Deltarune being within 1.5 days. And also a Mortis BossFight will literally be the best SB update ever.

Context of the Fight: The entire bossfight (not including mini-bosses), takes place in the ruins of Barzil where Mortis has decided to proceed to collide Barzil with the main islands to invade and take control just because “it would lowkey be kinda fun”. As Barzil gets closer to its destination, Mortis has gotten even crazier and more chaotic to defend his control and power, causing anarchy within the confines of Barzil and leading to the destruction of the “country”.

[FIGHT]
*But before Hitman could even pull out his revolver…
*SPLAT (A boulder hits him) (-150 HP)
*”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

[ACT - Check]
*Mortis - AT 99 DF Near-Infinite
*THE MOST AWESOME AND COOLEST GUY IN ALL OF BARZIL
*?… His back seems incredibly weak. If only we could get him to turn around…

[ACT - Distract]
*Hitman pretends to be extremely interested in something, Mortis wants in…
*”HEY PAL, WHATCHA LOOKIN’ AT????
*Mortis turns around, his back is now vulnerable

[ITEMS]
*Slapple - Restores a random amount from 50-100
*Golden Slapple - Restores 250 HP
*BurgHams / HamBurgs - Restores 75 HP
*Frozen Whatevers - Restores 15 HP every turn for the rest of the phase but slightly slows down the soul for 3 turns

[FLAVOR TEXT]

*Hitman hesitates. Mortis continues “smiling”

*The Barzil clock barely moves it’s hand

*Mortis seems busy checking “the time™️”

*Rob is busy evacuating the others

*Random tripmines go off in the background

*Barzil inches towards to its destination. No time to waste.

*Mortis spins his bowtie until it flies off onto the ground

*Mortis flips a die in the air. Dave seems to get sick.

*Mortis thinks about building a second Mortis Heights right on top of The Plate.

I want to make one of these simulators that’s Slap Battles related, with characters & NPCs from the game fighting each other. I already have several ideas on who to add and how they’ll work, similar to in-game. Is there some sort of site or program I can use to create one?

Here’s some characters/gloves I want to add in to the simulator:

Slap-Costing Gloves:

-Default - Standard Slap that deals 150 damage. Can speed boost every 3.5 seconds

-Extended - Has their glove a short distance from them that rotates around. Vulnerable if someone passes their glove

-LOLBOMB - Works exactly the same as “Exploding Guy” in SpennTF2s videos. Has a 10 second timer that kills everyone on screen (including himself) that activates onces hit.

-Flash - Teleports every 4 seconds.

-Doomsday - Has 30 seconds to kill their opponent, otherwise they instantly die/lose. Damage and movement is increased the closer their timer is to hitting 0.

-Reverse - Any damage is instantly reversed and applied to their opponent when their ability is active.

-God’s hand - Time stops every 15 seconds for 3 seconds. Slow moving. Deals around 350 damage with large knockback.

Badge & Gamepass Gloves:

-OVERKILL - One-shots any opponent and is fast-moving but has 1 health. Good luck.

-Spectator - Cannot be hurt nor can they harm others. They’re kinda just there to be honest.

-Megarock - Can turn into a large rocky cube every 4 seconds. Once they turn, anyone that touched the rock will be dealt 200 damage and will be temporarily stunned.

-Elude - Every second slap on them will be evaded and they’ll teleport to a random location on the map. Vulnerable to abilities however.

-Avatar - Has a bunker in a random corner that can summon the avatars seen in game every 8 seconds. Slapping someone gains them 100 power which they can use to summon avatar. The avatars include:
-Humanoid (Just a standard default) (100P) (100 Health)
-Squirrel (Fast movement, deals 25 damage. Can also dash every 6 seconds) (75P) (50 Health)
-Golem (Slow moving, punches deal 200 damage) (500P) (150 Health)
-Abomination (Consumes enemies dealing 350 damage and temporarily stunning them) (750P) (200 Health)

-Boxer - Literally just “Boxing Guy”

-Clock - Places down a clock that gives them a random ability every 3 seconds. These abilities include: Reduction Time (Damage reduction), Speed Time (Glove and movement speed increased) Power Time (Damage increase) and Invincible Time. More may be added soon, I know these aren’t all the abilities I want for them)

-Dave - Can slap twice in a row with his giant hands. Can also punch people dealing large damage and knockback. Similar to “Boxing Guy”

-Mortis - Throws landmines to teleport and deal a small amount of damage. If he slaps or hits someone with his landmines 5 times, Mortis can activate “MORTACULAR” being able to use his “AWESOME CAR” and “COOL ROCK” as in game. Damage done to him will be reduced by 75% to keep it fair.

Non-Glove Characters:

-Haus - Has 10,000 Health. Cannot move. Deals 100 damage to the opponent that hits him. More of a test to see how much damage someone can do.

-Screena - Throws “Frozen-Whatevers” to opponents freezing them and slowing them. (Think of her as the “Snow-Pea” from PVZ)

-Pablo Pinkypoo - Uses a variety of Clown/Circus attacks. Any damage done to him will be doubled just to show how much every other character hates him.

-Rats - Theres 100 of them the opponent will have to defeat. They each have 15 health and can deal 1 damage. Around 5-10 of them can be on the map at once. (Works similar to the “Henchmen Guys”)

-The Player - Works extremely similar to “Sentient Guy”. Has free movement and can slap and use abilities as they wish rather than slapping every time they bump into their opponent. Controlled by me (or who else is the simulation)

OTHER CHARACTERS TO BE INCLUDED: (ANY CHARACTER NOT LISTED DOESN’T MEAN THEY WON’T BE ADDED)

-Snow
-Brick
-Bull
-Pinwheel
-Dice
-Shotgun
-Beachball
-Ice
-Defense
-Pyromaniac

-Plague
-Rage
-Hybrid
-Cult
-Leash
-Retro
-Null
-Tinkerer
-Kinetic
-Juan
-Admin
-Relude
-Hunter
-Water
-Fan
-Debug
-Doorkeeper

I honestly can’t say anything due to there being a million things on what Mortis could be. He’s definitely related to the Diamond/MegaRock family due to him, his attacks, and Barzil being made out of rocks.