r/lies

I’m not sure about the flairs lol

How lucky I am

I will never forgive Steve J*bs for what he did. Back in 2005, I finalized the blueprints for a revolutionary touchscreen device called the MePhone. Steve sneaked into my garage while I was asleep, swapped my blueprints with a half eaten pear, and rebranded the whole thing. I even had the original patent drawn up on a napkin, but he used it to wipe up his ahh. If you look closely at the original iPhone motherboard, you can actually see my initials written in purple crayon.