u/Dry-Shock-6248

Textbook reddit mod. Bro ain't beating the Reddit mod stereotype. "I hate fun" ahh power tripping mod.

I made the post in the first image and it got deleted instantly without a reason. I asked the mod politely in modmail, and they replied to me with a one line answer: "lack of common sense," as if it was an insult. tf you mean, "lack of common sense"? Lack of common sense is a subjective opinion, not a clearly defined rule. A hippo spreading feces is a basic animal behavior in nature, not a "lack of common sense." Like, did that person remove it because they don't find it funny? Caldruki is meant to be funny. People post shit for laughs; it's not that deep or serious bro. I posted a shitpost in a shitposting sub and now it's deleted. If you want to say it's because it's gross, people are posting those "I AINT giving y'all the recipe" posts and they aren't even deleted. The mod didn't even give that as the reason. Bro, just tell me the reason

That mod was saying that he was in one of Caldruki's videos without saying that he was in one. Dumbahh mod

I will never forgive Steve J*bs for what he did. Back in 2005, I finalized the blueprints for a revolutionary touchscreen device called the MePhone. Steve sneaked into my garage while I was asleep, swapped my blueprints with a half eaten pear, and rebranded the whole thing. I even had the original patent drawn up on a napkin, but he used it to wipe up his ahh. If you look closely at the original iPhone motherboard, you can actually see my initials written in purple crayon.

What emotion is ts supposed to be bro🥀

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I think my iPod touch 3rd gen got some water damage. The screen looks just like the photo(not my photo), and the sound isn't working. I’ve turned it off to let it dry out. Do you think it might could come back to life after a few days?

Caldruki has been using this guy's name as a sound effect for years, but nobody knows who he is. His name is Enrique Garal. He is the partner of Marta Catalán, and the audio comes from one of her videos.