Shower poo fiasco
just yesterday I was getting ready to go to my bacularate. everything was going smoothly until I had to take a shower. I pull back the curtain and I see 20 flies flying around in there, I should have known that was a red flag for what is about to come. I adjust the shower head and turn the water temp to my desired temp. I grab the wash rag so I can wash my face and shave, I noticed the rag weighed 7 pounds and just like that a giant turd fell out, I am 18M, and I screamed like a little girl at the sight of that. i jumped up on to the shelf and the edge of the tub not believing the turd that is sitting directly where I was once standing. I grab the handheld shower head, set it to the jet mode, and began the hour long process of blasting the turd down the drain. our drain has an unremoveable hair filter under the plug, also not removable, that is why it took as long as it did. once I got the turd down the drain I shaved and washed my body, like I always do. I then grab the shampoo to wash my hair and found the pump to be busted and loose. I open up the bottle and find the shampoo to be replaced with water. there was no more shampoo and that bottle was like $15 at Sam’s Club. what I think what happened is my youngest brother, 8M, was mad and took the wash cloth, pooped, folded it up neatly, and put in on the shelf next to my bar of soap. I did grab a clean wash cloth btw. he probably dumped the shampoo on his [CENSORED] to clean it after he pooped, realized he used all of it and hid it using water.
fast forward to today: I asked my step sister what he said about this and she said, “when I picked him up today and told him, hey your brother found your turd in the shower and he said yea (In the most distracted voice)”. What has Gen Alpha become. He is potty trained btw.