u/IWillNotEnterAUser

Lowkey what if DBTG was just acting like he was faking it so that he could do that driving car suggestion to try and get him killed and when that doesn’t work he sees him going towards his house when he’s crossing the streets and left his door unlocked so that he could go in and he could shoot him since he brought his gun to the couch as well and claim it was a break in.
(This totally isn’t just me coping with how honestly bad this video was 😭)

Fuck clanker generation lmao

I feel like they both kill in differently horrific ways so I’m lowkey wondering who would give the least horrific way to die DBTG or Joseph (specifically from Scary Stories)

Hear me out on this, we all know from The Secret Door and The Secret Door 2 that DBTG has a passion for torture and killing, which we can clearly see throughout both of the secret door videos. This is something we can immediately see when he appears right after the video he’s suspected to have replaced Brooklyn Guy in, as he immediately both tortures our patience and murders our time in cold blood right in front of our eyes with his yapping and stories. He literally couldn’t even go a single video without returning right back to both of the things he loves most, proving that our beloved pumpkin guy himself has unfortunately been shot and replaced.

I lowkey forgot that The Secret Door 2 was coming out for a bit cause I was still waking up and I lowkey saw this first thing opening YouTube and had to double take if I was even awake or not 😭

I lowkey just remembered watching a video by SML “which that’s how I think” Theory before he took down all his videos where he tried to say that Goodman and Screwball are either the same person or Screwball is his clone and it lowkey made me curious to see if there’s any other hilariously bad SML theories out there