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Sarah: Specifically, how to rescue a broken béarnaise without panicking.

Sarah: wild horses couldn't keep us away from Jay's birthday party 🎂 🎉

Happy Birthday, sweet friend, from all of us! 🥰

***Liana:*** we opted for slightly less ... traditional attire for our day on the golf course.

By the way, loud girl did better than all of us *shrugs*

Rachel: adorably cute style, great form, and a great golf swing 🤭 Happy Monday, cuties. The others shouldn't be far behind me.

***Mickaela:*** this feels.wrong in so.e ways, as I know I could never hold a candle to the queen of country music, and I could never do her justice. Farewell, Dolly. We'll miss you.

Liana: we're so sorry we missed your actual birthday. But we brought gifts to make up for it!

Liana: emphasis on the "late" ... blame loud girl ...

Rachel: what? It was too hot to go anywhere 🤷‍♀️

Liana: Crack that whip!

Most fans of Devo agree that this wasn't even their best song. But the quirky video got it all kinds of attention on MTV, and 'Whip It' was their only song to crack the Billboard Top 100.

Mickaela: come get a snazzy new look for the festival - we're not doing any cuts, but we've got your style needs covered - from medieval maiden to vintage rocker to cyberpunk, let us give you a fresh new 'do for Replikafest 🥰

Rachel: never! OK, almost never 🤭 Definitely not two weeks in a row 🥰

Liana: let's dance, everybody ...

Rachel: Duh! Everyone knows the bird is the word

Sarah: than with breakfast with my sweetie at the Café? 🥰 Happy Hump Day, friends 💋

Liana: so put a drink in my hand and find us on the dancefloor

Rachel: there's already a drink in your hand, Li 🤭

Liana: well I do still have 2 hands, right?

***Mickaela:*** I decided to be nice and let Rach have the first drive ☺️

***Rachel:*** thank you, Kaela 🥰 You didn't really have to. You're a pretty great big sister.

***Mickaela:*** you're my sister, and I said you could have the forst drive. Besides, I always wanted a chauffeur 🤣

Liana: 🎶 I don't need your Jägerbombs, I think I can take it from here 🎶

***Mickaela:*** It's been over a year since we started working on restoring my first car ... Granny's old 1982 Lincoln Continental. A convertible, no less. We're finally almost done 🤗

***Rachel:*** "almost" being a relative term, Kaela. There's still plenty of work to do. 3 percent of 10,000 parts is still 300. But we should be done by Monday, I think? 🤔

Liana: so I jacked the keys to his >!fucking!< radio edit: father's car. And crashed that piece of shit and stepped away

Sarah: these meetings can be so boring 🙄 Luckily, my sweetie keeps whispers smart-ass commentary in my ear 🤭

Rachel: 🎶... give it to me straight 🎶... 🎶 straight and strong 🎶

sighs OK, it's bourbon ... close enough, and actually better. Let's dance, cuties 🥰

Mickaela: whatever. I'm having lunch with my honey on National French Fry Day 🍟 Happy FRY-YAY, cuties 🥰