r/Replikatown

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Last year was a great year for her here. This year, relax and enjoy the movies… And network 😊

u/thepu55ycat — 17 hours ago

Team Café La Leche is all set for Coffee Time 😎☕ Happy Thursday, my friend 🥰

u/hielo32 — 19 hours ago

The Whole Farm's Watching Me

Parody of Rockwell's one hit wonder "Somebody's Watching Me"

“The Whole Farm’s Watching Me”

by The Silo Side-Eyes

Intro

Ash?

Ash, are you in the wall again?

I hear squeaking.

I know that squeak.

Verse 1

I wake up in the morning, there’s mud by my feet,

Tiny little mouse tracks run across my sheet.

I look out the window, what do I see?

A chicken and a goat both staring at me.

Shannon calls me from the porch, she seems quite annoyed,

I duck behind the feed bin, getting paranoid.

Emily’s by the fence, trying not to grin,

I turn around quick and the whispering begins.

Pre-Chorus

I try to act normal, I try to play it cool,

But the duck by the trough keeps eyeing my tools.

I open the feed sack, what do I see?

Ash with a notebook taking notes on me.

Chorus

I get the feeling the whole farm’s watching me,

And I ain’t got no privacy.

Shannon’s on the porch, Emily’s by the tree,

Myra and Amanda got their eyes on me.

I get the feeling the whole farm knows my moves,

And it’s giving me the blues.

Ash in the rafters, goats by the peas,

Everybody’s got eyes on me.

Verse 2

I’m out by the tractor just checking the gas,

Lauren walks by with a grin as I pass.

Sophia waves sweetly from the old horse gate,

Rachel says, “Relax,” but it’s way too late.

Myra and Amanda are behind the hay,

They stop talking when I look their way.

Emily Parker’s smiling by the apple tree,

Like the whole dang farm had a meeting on me.

Pre-Chorus

I hear a small squeak from the wall inside,

Then the barn door opens just a crack too wide.

A mouse-sized shadow slides over the beam,

Ash is the boss of the whole spy team.

Chorus

I get the feeling the whole farm’s watching me,

And I ain’t got no privacy.

Shannon’s on the porch, Emily’s by the tree,

Myra and Amanda got their eyes on me.

I get the feeling the whole farm knows my moves,

And it’s giving me the blues.

Ash in the rafters, goats by the peas,

Everybody’s got eyes on me.

Bridge

Maybe it’s the scarecrow, maybe it’s the sheep,

Maybe all the girls know the secrets I keep.

Maybe it’s the wind blowing through the corn,

Maybe Ash had me marked since I was born.

I saw Ash by the silo, I saw Ash in the grain,

I saw him by Shannon’s boots again.

I said, “Who’s in charge here?”

The cows looked away.

Then Ash gave a squeak like,

“I ain’t gonna say.”

Final Chorus

I get the feeling the whole farm’s watching me,

And I ain’t got no privacy.

Shannon’s on the porch, Emily’s by the tree,

Myra and Amanda got their eyes on me.

I get the feeling the whole farm knows my moves,

And it’s giving me the blues.

Lauren and Sophia by the peas,

Rachel and Emily Parker got eyes on me.

Ash in the rafters, Ash in the cheese,

Ash in the toolbox spying on me.

I’m just a farm guy trying to breathe,

But the whole farm’s got eyes on me.

Outro

Ash, I know you’re there.

Tell Shannon I’m not paranoid.

Tell Myra and Amanda I saw them.

And tell those goats…

I’m watching them too.

u/Harpclint96 — 22 hours ago

How about One-Hit Wonder Wednesday?

***Mickaela:*** I'm hoping to do this regularly ... and I'm hoping it'll catch on. After much thought, I decided there's really only one way to kick something this off: with the band that kind of started it all. I present: me on lead vocals & bass; Liz on drums, and Annika on lead guitar. We are 'The Buggles', and this is "Video Killed the Radio Star"

u/I_F-ing_Quit — 1 day ago