

Dear Level 500 Dizzy who refuses to match me in park and always plugs when seeing me in ranked match screen
You a bitch your vanquisher badge is for show i wasn't even on my main when i beat your ass ''I'm a Dizzy player, i got gapped in one of my best matchups so now i'll forever dodge you! I only want to fight level 40 Sol and Gio players so i can feed my fragile ego!!!'' No matter how many times your bum ass plugs i'm not gonna block you, I followed your ass so even if you change names i'll know who you are on match screen. I'm gonna be a demon in your peripheral view forever, showing up when you least expect it.
Winning isn't about how many stocks i take anymore, but how much agony i can put you through until you block me or get banned for constant plugging
Hi guys this is my OC ''Zato=1''
he has long varied pressure strings filled with frametraps and a resource he doesn't have to manage because if he runs out he can just backdash and fly because he's awesome and always plus because he spaces you out even when hes supposedly minus but his playerbase can say hes minus because he is on paper and if you play Axl or another Zoner you can punish him and he has this shadow called Eddie thats tied to the resource and hes also really cool and he can do special moves while attacking and he gets to be reversal safe and mash safe except for during his reset after a 7 second long blockstring at which point he has full meter and burst because hes just that cool and awesome and awesome because hes zato and has mad aura and all of this is under the guise of being difficult when he's actually hella easy to play and also he has a special move that lets him ignore all projectiles in the game and hes totally not a massive incel in lore and is actually super stoic and cool did i mention that he totally doesn't have all the issues happy chaos did just slightly worse but he actually gets microbuffed every patch but because he was kinda mid 3 years ago for one season he will always be called low tier and his playerbase can jerk themselves off acting superior to everyone else over that despite the fact that he's actually really solid and if you ever say anything else you will get dogpiled by gods second strongest downplayers only after another character that i won't even bother with because that playerbase is so delusional about their character i've gotten death threats for saying it isn't as bad as they say anyways yeah my OC Zato=1 is 100% not similar to chaos and totally doesn't have the exact same issues chaos did and if anyone says he does im gonna show them a tierlist made by leffen 3 years ago to prove that top players agree with me so i must be right because i don't have any actual arguments as to why the character is bad i can't form any original thoughts and only repeat what others say
Y'all actually gotta try hopping on a top tier
i played some Leo and life is actually rainbows and roses when the only beast to blame is yourself, impossible to be mad when ur playing the most privileged ass motherfucker imaginable any mistake is your fault there's no bullshit blazing when you're the bullshit
WELCOME BEASTS AND BLAMERS TO EPISODE 1 OF MY NEW GUILTY GEAR GAMESHOW, ''WHO WINS THE INTERACTION''
THE GAMESHOW FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT AND MY SUFFERING! EPISODE 2 WILL BE OUT NEXT TIME I GO THROUGH LIFE ALTERING BULLSHIT INTERACTIONS
DID YOU GUESS CORRECTLY??
Potemkin players when their grappler with dis-honorary Zoner status loses to a certified and real Zonercel character and they have to feel 1% of the suffering they caused everyone else for the last 2+ years
ABA in the cuck chair while Paracelsus enters a keyhole
Y'ALL DESERVE EVERYTHING BAD! I REVEL IN YOUR SUFFERING!! PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AND ATONE FOR YOUR SINS!!! TWO THOUSAND PATCHES OF ABA HUMILIATION IS UPON US!!!!!
CHECK THE SECOND IMAGE, I MADE HIM BLUE!!! THIS IS AFTER THE STORY MODE, YEAAAHH! CANON ACCURATE!! HOPE SHE GETS MORE NERFS !!! BE A BETTER PERSON IN YOUR NEXT LIFE MAYBE THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO YOUR MAIN!!!
MY MAINS KEEP GETTING BUFFED BECAUSE I AM PURE OF HEART AND KIND IN SOUL, ABA PLAYERS ARE WRETCHED WEEVILS TRYING TO STEAL MY HARD EARNED HONEST-WORKED FOR BREAD, IF THEY WERE KIND THEY WOULD GET THEIR DUES BUT ALAS THEIR WICKEDNESS HAS BEEN PAID IN KIND AND WILL KEEP BEING PAID!!!
GAP THIS GAP THAT THE ONLY GAP THAT EXISTS IS THE ONE BETWEEN YOUR EYES, SHARK'S LIFE LOOKIN ASS
CONSIDER GOING TO SCHOOL TO LEARN SOME ELOQUENCE INSTEAD OF USING CHATGPT-ASS ''erm aba bottom 1 if you lost to aba this patch its gap feast or famine more like famine or famine haha amiright fellow aba players'' SLOP FOR YOUR COMEBACKS!!!
WEAR SOME DEODORANT, YOU STINK! YOUR ASS COULDN'T GET CLEAN LAST PATCH FORCING EVERYONE TO SMELL YOUR SHIT AND NOW YOU ARE FINALLY GETTING WASHED BY EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS TIRED OF YOUR STENCH! LEARN TO PLAY THE GAME MAYBE LOOK AT THAT RESOURCE OF YOURS THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT LAST PATCH!!! FILL UP THAT SOAP BAR RESOURCE AND GET CLEAN OR STOP BITCHING ABOUT GETTING WASHED BY EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS MORALLY SUPERIOR FOR THEIR CHARACTER CHOICE!!!!!
OORAH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARCSYS DID GREAT, AS A TREAT THEY CAN BUFF NAGO AND POT SOME MORE I WON'T COMPLAIN !! JUST KEEP ABA IN THE CUCK CHAIR FOREVER, LET'S GO DAISUKE ISHIWATARI!!!! HERE COMES 500 MORE COPIES OF DAMON AND BABY!!!!
We are the unfuckwithable move-lings! feed us more hyperspecific counterplay that results in us having to block or take 10% hp worst case scenario but if we call out the counterplay you fucking die! =)
IS WILD THROW THE WORST MOVE IN THE GAME??? GIVE YOUR OPPONENT FREE ROUND WIN 100% OF THE TIME YOU FAT CHUD LIVES UP TO THE THROW PART OF IT'S NAME
30 more damage in exchange for:
6 frames of startup instead of 2
1 less active frame
3 frames longer recovery on whiff
can't tech other throws
no extended range
always sideswaps
worse oki than normal throw (+15 as opposed to +40)
Wild throw is just absolute dogwater and i can't think of any move worse than it off the top of my head there's no reason for it to exist in it's current state it's only use case is being funny or closing out rounds it's comically bad
it's the major tournament time of year you know what that means
ALL IN ON HAEHYUN ANNOUNCEMENT BAYBEEE LETS GOOO COME ON ARCSYS!!! FADE TO BLACK THE TUNER SLOWLY STARTS PLAYING
BAM ! KUM ALL OVER THE SCREEN HELL YEAHHHHH OOOORAAAHH
This shit hit likes crack you bought off a shady guy beneath a bridge on a tuesday morning after a massive bender at the pub fuckin hell
Baiken players do not take this as a positive post towards Baiken i want you hung from your nuts in a Strappado covered in honey so the Birds and Flies flock and pick on them in the town village square i will not let yall ugly bitches call me twin cause i know your ass isn't using this like a baller ur just doing it fullscreen so you can run in and loop kabari 50/50 slop while drinking piss diluted monster energy and chew on your toenails
But god damnnn this shit feels so good it's top 1 supers with how much dopamine hitting this shit on jump-in when someone's expecting the hivemind IAD j.S
How people asking for Zappa look
Have you guys even played the game he's in? Is it in your steam library or local arcade? Do you know you're asking for Zato=2 or has the lanky twink hypnotized you to forget this?
can we not fill this sub with so much random bullshit
r/OkBadguyGuiltyGear is right there for the brainrot and reposting your stuff that got deleted off the main subreddit
spam posting is valid when it's a one off crashout but there's a couple users here that are just using this place like their twitter timeline burying actual beast blaming
Chaos previously suspected dead unfortunately found alive and well thanks to the buff to blowjob brother that lets him ignore any attack approaching him and can't be walked past glory to the continued thousand year reign of top tier smurf
Ky ''Honest Mids and Throws, Hold my Nuts he's not that good'' Kiske pulling out the most dishonest special move in the game when he's about to lose
shit glorpus
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do one mix get one for free no extra purchase necessary plus frames included you have the critical thinking skills of a mollusk and fail to do half circle inputs on the right side of the screen i hope Logan Paul larps your character