u/Igua-Igunom

I don’t care if Faust’s 5K is top 5, I don’t care if his 6P is top two, I don’t care if there’s counter play or if I’m ass. Everything about this character makes no sense.

Sure she has below average effective health, but it never matters because matches end in 10 seconds(with her winning), and she’s fucking impossible to hit if she’s not playing like a dumbass. Fortunately though most mays have the intelligence that rivals a braindead pitbulls.

Her mobility is fucking insane. It feels like she has as many jumps and air dashes as Millia sometimes and that’s absurd. That paired with Monsieur Dauphin makes it a nightmare to keep her away from me.

Her damage.

Why in the world is she capable of mixups? 8 way at that. And if I’m too ass to actually block all of it, it’s not like Milia where she does 1/3 of my health, she just kills me after. Why? Also, it just feels like she converts off of every hit and is never without meter.

I hate all of her buttons. Dolphin. All of her aerials (except j.k I never see it) are amazing. J.H especially. Her F.S is just better than mines apparently. Mashable 2p and 5p, her 6H is despicable, all of her normals make me want to break my fingers so I never want to experience being touched by them again.

Anyways, strip Johnny and buff Laust✌️

Never touching ranked again✌️

Holy shit man this game is so ass sometimes. This guys gameplay loop is “Far slash, 2H, far slash, mix mix mix loop” repeat. Like I’m too ass to dash consistently so I’m just whiffing grabs whenever my opponent’s stupid enough to let me in.

Every round either ends in 20 seconds cuz I’m bunz or 70 seconds cuz I’m cheeks

Please ArcSys buff Laust and remove the Faust matchup

STOP BACK DASHING AFTER PUFFBALL. Oh my mays man the only thing worse than seeing puffball is seeing you guys back dash after it. Nothing I have can punish it.

You get nothing from a back dash besides getting ur toes snagged by 2H

Also just stop back dashing in general it makes it hard to hit snip snip snip❤️