u/Iheartrandomness

I (9m F, smartest baby), just discovered that my parents have been wearing toys on their faces this entire time! They go over their eyes and hook onto their ears and are just the most conveniently located toys for me to grab!

The only downside is that Mama and Dada (mid 30s, always tired) won't share! They keep saying "no" and other silly things like "Dada can't see, sweetie." I even heard Mama say something about "switching to contacts", whatever that means. Her face toys are the best - there's so many fun colors to look at!

Anyway, friends, AITA? Or are my parents for not sharing their totally cool and convenient toys?