AITA for being a delight?
So, my mummy (ancient F) loves this sub. She has been checking for new stories regularly (which seriously takes away from doting-on-me-time) bur apparently you my friends have all been very accommodating towards the long ones, so she has been disappointed often. She wants to post about me (almost 2f) now (the sheer audacity) but apparently can't find anything to post about? I keep my tantrums short and concise, make sure to only throw myself on the ground if necessary (or if I have an audience), my screams rival the Milan opera, my affectionate utterances during the night ("milkies!") are apparently "just not funny anymore" and I make sure to help as much as I can by emptying the dish washer for example. How is it my fault that the door isn't sturdy enough for me to stand on? Anyway, fellow minis, please get into some mischief because I can't help being a delight.