What meal did you have this week that is a weird combination but… works? Do you have an unhinged story to go with it? Set yourself free, ladies. Make it spicy! Make it unhinged! Go off the rails! If you had to say “hear me out” before eating it, even better. (But follow the sub rules.) We’re here to have fun.
I thought he was cheating, but looks like he has a cum eating fetish. So I asked him to cum in me and eat me out instead 🤷🏻♀️
Adding humor tag because my husband is still laughing and it has been an hour since I told him 🙄. He wasn’t even surprised, apparently, because he says my lack of spacial awareness is VERY apparent.
Anyhoo…
Today was the first time I took both my kids alone outside (newborn and preschooler) to my oldest’s martial arts class. I have been forgetting there was a class the past two weeks because my ADHD has been acting up due to lack of sleep. Anyways, today I set an alarm in Alexa and it rang and that was when I realized and started to pack to go unaware HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get both kids out ALONE. So I forgot a few things and was basically overwhelmed when I reached the class. The second was also very fidgety on me.
Anyways, I had the car seat in the class but was holding and rocking my newborn the whole class. After the class ended, I got down to the floor (the carseat on the floor) was sitting in the Asian squatting position and put the baby in. While getting up unlike a normal person, I got up with my ass popping out first and there was a kid’s dad behind me tying a belt to his kid so he was kneeling 🧎.
My ass straight up landed on his face when I popped it out.
😭
I turned around and was mortified!
I kept apologizing and ran from there.
Anyways, I came home and told my husband who started to like belly “holding” laughing and said it is not surprising since I generally lack spacial awareness.
Damn.
Anyways. Yeah. Thank you for reading, I guess 😭
5 month old. Just letting him sleep in our bed.
What meal did you have this week that is a weird combination but… works? Do you have an unhinged story to go with it? Set yourself free, ladies. Make it spicy! Make it unhinged! Go off the rails! If you had to say “hear me out” before eating it, even better. (But follow the sub rules.) We’re here to have fun.
Fuck. My. Life.
That’s all. Just the heading
A thing for protection...... If you think a spirit entity is hurting you? Like migrane? Sivere back pain or heart pain any type of pain....where you never had any background health conditions and you feel it that it's a spirit negative entity?
Do not burp..... Yes! Do not burp because it means his (the latched spirit entity wishes are comming true) do not let this happen.
Write this spell in jar (all ill intentions..descend back to my root chakra) once you wrote it? The spell will work if you get burp again don't worry it will go down from your throat... But do not force release it through mouth...... Let it go down. In 5-10 seconds it will.
That spell will seal your throat. It's spiritual protection. And it works. Believe it. If it doesn't work clear the air....try it twice thrice. It will.
A burp is a rust to your human body. So don't. And let the gases pass where it's supposed to be. Back.
If you don't know how to write a spell check YouTube for jar spells.
For spiritual protection wear iron, gold and copper. (If you don't have gold I think you can go for poor mans gold)
One more most important thing if you see these dots and spots on your feet? Which was never there before? wear iron or stainless steel chain.(what is does is it will weight down those energy...if an entity spirit is stealing them)
If you don't believe me try wearing pure stainless steel chain on neck and within few hours....you will feel how heavy you feel.
The more stainless steel chain you wear the heavier your feet energies will be.
PROTECT YOUR ENERGY.
Specially pisces. Shiv energy (Spritual warfare).
Who are doing this? You will get to know one day.
I ended up on kitchen witch tok a week ago and I have been drawn to it. NGL, I am a Hindu so a lot of stuff we already follow. It is so interesting that people who are in two different countries tell the same thing! For example, my grandfather would always say while cooking always stir clockwise. While making dosa, always pour it clockwise. Herbal plants like Holy basil are sacred etc.
Anyways. I just cleansed my whole kitchen spices and burning an incense everytime I cook. I am loving it so far. ❤️🫚🌶️
What meal did you have this week that is a weird combination but… works? Do you have an unhinged story to go with it? Set yourself free, ladies. Make it spicy! Make it unhinged! Go off the rails! If you had to say “hear me out” before eating it, even better. (But follow the sub rules.) We’re here to have fun.
Do you think my nipples are abnormal?
On my plate bread+ peanut butter and banana with a side of raspberries
I know the moon water flushed the bad juju from my body that was causing the headache. Boyfriend doesn’t believe me.
I drink alcohol for the taste like a weirdo. Something obviously wrong with my taste buds. So here is my non alcoholic rose before bed.