I told a fellow witchy sister that “Uranus is in retrograde” and was suggested to shove Gatorade up my ass

Idk you all. This seems sus to me. Has anyone tried it?

u/fancypantsmiss — 16 days ago

Day 5: Try reaching 10k steps (176.2lbs)

I did 6.8k yesterday. Not 10k.

Progress is better than perfection.

Start weight: 177.2 lbs. I wouldn’t count this as drop in weight.

u/fancypantsmiss — 23 days ago

Using this sub to keep me accountable with my weight loss journey

I will be weighing myself everyday. Just to see progress. I know I am breastfeeding and my hormones are out of wack so weight-loss is harder. But I can only control things I can control.

Starting weight: 177.2 lbs

Goal today: Eat healthy breakfast, lunch and snack. My calorie needs change everyday so don’t want to count that.

Workout: Starting with walking. 10000 steps. I used to workout pretty good. Pregnancy and postpartum changed that. Trying to get back to it.

Covered feet because there are creeps out there LMAOOO

u/fancypantsmiss — 27 days ago

To the people I love the most-est

My little family
I love you more than anything in this world
I would give up my life to save yours
I will carry you when you're down
Hold you tight when you need love

But
For fuck's sake

Baby, my boob barnacle, could I have my breast back?
I'm your mother, not a human pacifier
Also STOP PULLING MY HAIR!

And you, my daughter, are five years old
I need an alarm clock to wake up
Not your whining right in my ear
At 6 am in the morning

Husband, oh dear husband
Stop. Beating. Around. The. Bush.
You sound like those two brain cells men who write 200 pages self help book
Which can be summarized in 200 words in an email
Could you like, please, just get to the point?

Did I miss some memo where today everyone agreed to test me?
And I haven't even had my coffee yet

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u/fancypantsmiss — 28 days ago

My son is a bottomless pit only for blueberries and breastmilk

Pints. He has them in pints.

Rest of them is just couple of bites.

I have a blueberry addict

u/fancypantsmiss — 1 month ago

Strength: Powerful yet compassionate

Initially I drew this as little red riding hood and the big bad wolf. But when I did that all I could see was a girl being naive and stupid trying to tame a big wolf.

So I changed her to a magical witch. A witch who has the strength to equally attack back the beast but she is choosing compassion controlling her instinct to hurt the beast. That is strength to me ❤️

u/fancypantsmiss — 1 month ago

Ladies. I suggested couples therapy to my husband yesterday.

I am one week away from my periods. I was crying and said we need to go couples therapy because he isn’t pulling his weight in house work while he was cleaning the kitchen, putting the food away and loading dishwasher. He just stared at me and said … “sure….”.

I was just low on sleep because of my baby. And was resentful because I had to wake up to feed him (because boobs). I now had a nap and woke up and he came up and asked “how are we on couples therapy?” And I was like “….yeah. I think we can ignore that.”

He does do chores lmaooo. I was just in mood.

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u/fancypantsmiss — 1 month ago

The Lovers: Alignment

It took me a while to pick an imagery for this one. I love love so I wanted it to show love. I mean, the genre I pick while reading books is literally romance. But at the same time I didn’t want the card to be only pulled and said “oh it’s a love reading”.

Some people look at this card as “Choice”. But my ADHD brain is like “choice? What choice? Is it two good choices? Two bad choices? One good one bad? WHAT IS IT? I needed clarity!”

So that is when I came up with “alignment”. It doesn’t have to be a lover per se, but someone where you have possibly had to sit through arguments (lighting the candle) and finally come to alignment and love the decision and the fire and fighting is gone. And the lovers imagery emerges because now, you are aligned.

u/fancypantsmiss — 1 month ago