u/IkwilPokebowls

Hello firstly I want to state that I am AWAKE! Very much so. I would like to tell you that I am awake. I am not tired, not sleepy and if we go to bed I will be AWAKE!

I’m a 2 years old boy and AWAKE is my new favourite word. I will use it all the time to tell you that I am awake. Mom said it was time to go to sleep yesterday but NO I AM AWAKE!!!! And during the night I was also waking up a few times. She said it was time to sleep again but she doesn’t understand I AM AWAKE!!!

Maybe this is wat people talk about when they say they are woke? I fully understand all of it now. I will keep my eyes OPEN don’t sing me songs about closing them. I will be awake ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!!!€!

WHO is with me? More awake toddlers around here? AITA?

Hello people, I’m pretty sure you’ve heard about me (2yo boy) because my mother (female, still milky milky, ancient) tells everybody about me.

I’ve gotten extremely good at peeing on the potty. My mom is always cheering and so happy. I get to call my grandma (no the other one, always the other one) every time I pee on the potty!
I even peed on the toilet a few times!!!!!!!!l
I don’t exactly know why but obviously it’s a great thing and I’m doing it sooo well.

However, I prefer pooping in my diaper. When i need to poop I’ll softly scream until someone puts it on. I’ll poop straight away and I want to keep wearing the diaper because butt cleaning sucks.

Now mom says I’m ready to poop on the potty or the toilet. She even made me choose.
I tried but I didn’t want to, so I held it up forever and ever. Then i started pooping just like that, and mom would put me on the potty to finish pooping there. She would be really happy and we got to call BOTH grandmas.

But. Today I did it. When nobody was looking I went and pooped on the potty. I was 100% sure nobody saw me because everybody in the room (grandma en grandpa and dad and mom and my aunt) suddenly got very very quiet so they weren’t looking. Mom even said ssh to somebody else so she also wasn’t looking at me so my poop was really private. I did it all by myself.

After I was finished she wiped my butt and everybody said how great u was. But then mom wanted to clean the potty and throw the poop in the toilet. I did not want that. I wanted to keep it. I wanted to look at it and show it to everybody else!

So I threw myself on the floor and let the whole street know I wanted to keep my poopy. And then I gently cried and screamed some more.

Mom threw the poop in the toilet anyway. Is she the asshole? Am I the asshole?

Ps it was gorgeous, mom said it was. Brown and big and so pretty. I did soooo well.

So me (almost 2yo boy) and my mom (almost ancient) were getting me ready for bed. she was closing my sleeping bag and I really like to kick when she does that.
Mom said that I could do some kicking but that she would step away, because she didn’t like it and it hurts.
I tried kicking without hitting her but it’s not as nice and fun as kicking her. So I cried a tiny bit so the neighbours and their mothers would hear how much I wanted to kick my mom.
She didn’t budge and after some wild screeching she wrestled my sleeping bag zipper and eventually got me to sleep.
While dreaming I wonder, is it weird to want to kick my mom? It’s so nice, she’s so soft and kickable! AITA?

I have fed my almost 2yo son to sleep since he was a few months old, after he first only slept in the carrier while walking/standing.

He’ll sleep much faster in the car or stroller now, it takes far over 30 minutes feeding in bed, and in stroller or car it’s only 5-10 minutes. He will even say in bed that he wants the stroller or car.

It’s getting really frustrating and I’ve tried going to bed later or tiring him out and everything. We have a pretty solid routine, but he will keep chatting, fussing, wanting to read, it just takes aaaages and I’m tired of it.

So please, are there some experciended parents with brilliant ideas: how can I make it either faster or find a way he’ll fall asleep in bed by himself?

I’m watching him on the camera in the stroller right now. He actually woke up from his nap, looked around, even said ‘mama’ but resettled and fell back asleep on his own.
At night he sleeps next to me and wakes up 2-5 times, and I need to feed him back to sleep every time.