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Central Park @ 16:00

The public is largely unhappy with the president, and many of you may be unwilling to stand in line for hours just to feign a smile and pose for photos with him this Eid.

So this year, I am stepping up and offering an alternative Eid handshake ceremony.

I might be a nobody today, but a somebody tomorrow (future president), and unlike certain people, I won’t forget my day ones ;)

Also, bring your own camera and someone to take the pictures. I am broke like y’all -_-